Zombie Target (1)
Kane: By god what year is it?
Feels like I've been asleep forever.
Did I even wake up last year?
... hhrrrggg my... bbrrraaaiinn is killing me!
Logan! Where are you?
Logan! **** that ungrateful nerd. Never listened to me anyway.
I can always rely on Bub! Bub where are you??
Bub you honkin galoot, I can't hear you!
Kane: Good lord you're ugly, who are you?
Kane: Harold?? You've really let yourself go man. Where's Bub and Logan?
Kane: They left?? Logan was my best recruiter... At least I still have Nox!
Kane: He ghosted us!!!
Zombie Target (2)
Dr. Logan: What is it now?
Dr. Logan: What's that? Kane has finally risen and is coming after the Commander?
The Commander is in danger. Oh no. Bub is in danger too.
Bub come quickly I need to talk to you!
Bub: Bub come quickly.
Dr. Logan: Kane has awoken and is coming for us. We have to get ready to fight.
Bub: Bub miss Kane.
Dr. Logan: Remember what Kane did to you?
Bub: ...hmm, Bub hate Kane!
Zombie Target (3)
Kane: Did we ever figure out what caused my return?
Seems I showed up pretty randomly.
Kane: Mutoto is experimenting with thorium?
In order to power his psychic powers?
And he inadvertently caused spacetime rifts?
Kane: Oh, that's the plot for the next event? I won't tell anyone.
I'm pretty sure this is an alternate reality anyway.
Since nothing we do here seems to matter anyways.
Attack dog: I couldn't agree more, Kane!
If you see any difference from the in-game version it's cause I tried to correct it and/or make it sound better as best I could.