Defend the Hill

  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,794
    I drop a female mantis on the hill.

    After a brief period of coitus, she eats you.


    My hill.

    BP ID: 1038         WC ID: 1476        VC ID: 18589     Tome ID: 3698   

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  • Templar614
    Templar614
    Moderator
    Joined Jul 2012 Posts: 15,095
    After a three month break it seems everyone has gone home....

    My hill.
  • lomolife1174
    lomolife1174
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 9,121
    I've come back from the dead. My hill.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    As the social distancing rules must be maintained. Lomo is forced to leave the hill for my personal control.

    My hill
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  • lomolife1174
    lomolife1174
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 9,121
    The virus can last for hours outside of the body, so Axel can't go on top of the hill.

    My hill
  • KrisK
    KrisK
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,688
    Those observing Memorial Day observed it somewhere besides the hill.  My hill.
  • twinkie28
    twinkie28
    Greenhorn
    Joined May 2020 Posts: 6
    I've just sanitized whole hill and now it's mine.

    My hill.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
  • D.A.V.E slayer
    D.A.V.E slayer
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,633
    I have randomly remembered backyard monsters and it has given me great amounts of power so I logged back in the forum to claim the hill as mine.
    I Quit, but I will still keep my mad guy because I passed 1k souls! YAY!
    :mad:<---- MUST NOT CLICK THE MAD GUY.
  • Initial_Degeneration
    Initial_Degeneration
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2015 Posts: 2,855

    I have randomly remembered war commander and it has given me great amounts of power so I logged back in the forum to claim the hill as mine.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    As none has been actively been contributing to this discussion in more than 2 months. The hill becomes automatically mine.

    My hill
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 684
    I have random remembered that this forum exists through reading a random article about the singer Enya, which for some reason reminded me of that time Lomolife bade farewell to Hyperius when he left the mod team using an Enya song, and have thus returned.
    My hill.
  • bo_rg
    bo_rg
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Oct 2011 Posts: 882
    My lost Krallen has finally returned to me after years of wondering the wastelands slaying his advisories. The legacy of the Krallen made everybody flee the hill in fear and trembling. 

    My Hill.
    #teamkillerspacewhales  
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  • Templar614
    Templar614
    Moderator
    Joined Jul 2012 Posts: 15,095
    I don't know what a Krallen is so I do not fear the rumors and see an empty hill after everyone else fled.

    My hill.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    An independent investigation has found that I'm the owner of the hill.

    My hill
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  • Quack444
    Quack444
    Potential Threat
    Joined Oct 2014 Posts: 51
    I buy the hill.

    My hill
    I started playing Battle Pirates in February of 2011 and have been playing most of the years since. I am a vocal Free-To-Play player.

    Started in Sector 4, then was in Sector 202 for a good 7-9 years before sector consolidation.
    If I dislike your post, there are several reasons why that may be the case, I might simply disagree with you or your post doesn't contribute to the conversation and/or community in a positive way.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    A purchasing agreement couldn't be signed due to covid restrictions.

    My hill.
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  • Quack444
    Quack444
    Potential Threat
    Joined Oct 2014 Posts: 51
    Said purchasing agreement was signed over the internet, through the use of MS Paint

    My hill
    I started playing Battle Pirates in February of 2011 and have been playing most of the years since. I am a vocal Free-To-Play player.

    Started in Sector 4, then was in Sector 202 for a good 7-9 years before sector consolidation.
    If I dislike your post, there are several reasons why that may be the case, I might simply disagree with you or your post doesn't contribute to the conversation and/or community in a positive way.
  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,794
    Biden has signed an Executive Order declaring the hill and the area surrounding it as protected, so no one can use it other than certain protected species, such as Odocoileus virginianus or Alces alces.

    Since no one else can visit the hill, I claim it.

    My hill.

    BP ID: 1038         WC ID: 1476        VC ID: 18589     Tome ID: 3698   

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  • KrisK
    KrisK
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,688
    Said executive order was blocked by a federal judge, on the grounds of presidential land-grabbing being unconstitutional, so I claim it as a tax-payer.  My hill.
  • Quack444
    Quack444
    Potential Threat
    Joined Oct 2014 Posts: 51
    The sign on the hill very clearly states that it's

    my hill

    I started playing Battle Pirates in February of 2011 and have been playing most of the years since. I am a vocal Free-To-Play player.

    Started in Sector 4, then was in Sector 202 for a good 7-9 years before sector consolidation.
    If I dislike your post, there are several reasons why that may be the case, I might simply disagree with you or your post doesn't contribute to the conversation and/or community in a positive way.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    Quack444 said:
    The sign on the hill very clearly states that it's

    my hill

    The sign was misspelled and such, the hill is mine due to being the first to point out the mistake.

    My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 684
    edited 10 Mar 2021, 8:51PM
    I note that we have officially passed the third anniversary of this post originally going live. Whilst everyone else is celebrating the fact we have been battling for control of the hill for 3 years and counting, I claim the hill as my own.

    My hill.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    After a 35 day long hill anniversary party has concluded. The ownership of the hill was given based on a random number generator which. The random number generator concluded that the forum user Axel L is the owner of the hill and the most recent claim from Thane Mantis is considered as invalid.

    My hill.
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  • KrisK
    KrisK
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,688
    As the first person to witness Shane's return to the forums, I take the chance to reclaim the hill while the rest of you greet him. My hill.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    My question is "Who is Shane?". While KrisK s busy answering this question, I take the opportunity to reclaim the hill.

    My hill.
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  • Nexahs
    Nexahs
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Sep 2012 Posts: 6,144
    Axel L said:
    My question is "Who is Shane?". While KrisK s busy answering this question, I take the opportunity to reclaim the hill.

    My hill.

    I am 


    Logging into the four rooms whenever there's been an update.#wandavision from we run on purple time
    BP - 2307531 / 
    WC - 922580 / VC - 13270

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    Axel L said:
    My question is "Who is Shane?". While KrisK s busy answering this question, I take the opportunity to reclaim the hill.

    My hill.

    I am 


    Thanks for an impressive introduction. However, this introduction has a substantial flaw. You did thankfully forgot to do the essentials and claim the hill.

    My hill
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 684
    I use Return by Death to rewind time back to an earlier point where the hill was in my ownership.

    My hill.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,118
    An unfortunate mishap happened when Thane time travelled and it appears that he travelled back to a time when I where the sole owner of the hill.

    My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 179
    Something....strange has occurred. Amid the constant fighting for the hill a soul thought to be lost 3 years in the past has reawakened. This soul, seeking vengeance for those that have wronged, tricked, beaten, backstabbed, and tortured him, has been reborn. With a will undying, ambitions reignited, and a massive amount of ammunition, I single-handedly destroy any and all adversaries attempting to take the hill from Axel. I then turn to Axel, eyes burning hotter than a thousand suns, and strike him down, relinquishing my rightful place on the hill after all this time. 

    My. Hill.
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