I evict you from the hill. My hill.
Since I apparently avoided the black hole, I tunnel under the hill bugs-bunny style and conquer it from within. My hill.
I befriend the Mole People, who help me reclaim the hill. My hill.
I increase my post count allowing me to take the hill. My hill.
I reflect the laser pointer into your eyes with a mirror, blinding you for 2d8+1 posts. During which time i take the hill. My hill.
I pass it as an international law through the UN, which all countries agree to uphold.
I go back in time to the first post on this thread when the hill was mine. My hill.