Axel's weak attempt to seize and control the hill fails miserably, and I launch an invading force using an army of pirates. My attack is successful. After forcing Axel to flee under a hail of cannon fire I reclaim the hill. My hill.
I start a counter attack with 7,004 fearless soldiers and win the battle against Thane the Mantis which results in that I have the power to control the hill. My hill.
I assemble an assault force of Canadian 'entertainers' with self-contained sound systems and a year's worth of provisions. They begin to 'perform' and drive away every living thing within earshot. They intend to do a round-the-clock marathon performance.
Checkmate, Athiests.
My hill.
BP ID: 1038 WC ID: 1476 VC ID: 18589 Tome ID: 3698
By your logic No.. Beard, driving away all "living things" within earshot includes you since your a moose, so exploiting this loophole, I dispatch a force of robots to claim the hill in my name. My hill.
But heat does so I will heat your robots do 1,000,000 Kelvin so chemical bounds for the molecules inside of your robot would break and they are gone. My hill.
I recruit the Doctor to use his Tardis to ensure that the parents of Axel L, nick58211, MX36, Yard, and Thane_Mantis (in all of his incarnations) never meet and procreate, eliminating them from all of time-space.
My Hill. By default.
BP ID: 1038 WC ID: 1476 VC ID: 18589 Tome ID: 3698
I invoke the rule of the grandfather paradox, hereby making No.. Beards actions an impossibility, lest we get stuck in an eternal paradox loop and cause time and space to fracture and disintergrate... or something. Anyways, using the logic of that paradox in order to avert such disaster, it allows us all to continue existing and letting us continue our battle for dominance over the hill.
I distract No.. Beard and the doctor by sending the zygons to invade some place whilst I take over the hill. My hill.
I, through a series of complex mathematical equations and some clever science which I don't have time to explain, relocate the throne upon which Axel has taken from me to another hill and, with a brand new throne, take for myself the original hill. My hill.
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My attack is successful. After forcing Axel to flee under a hail of cannon fire I reclaim the hill. My hill.
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I remind everyone that I have not reached 1000 posts as of yet and get the hill out of pity. My hill.
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I play the Prequels at full volume and everyone leaves. My hill.
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They begin to 'perform' and drive away every living thing within earshot.
They intend to do a round-the-clock marathon performance.
Checkmate, Athiests.
My hill.
BP ID: 1038 WC ID: 1476 VC ID: 18589 Tome ID: 3698
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I report the ghosts to the ministry of magic and get them to be removed while I take the hill. My hill.
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I use a patronus to fend off the dementors, and then use an EMP pulse to disable the robots. My hill.
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I smite axel with the power of Zeus. My hill.
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I recruit the Doctor to use his Tardis to ensure that the parents of Axel L, nick58211, MX36, Yard, and Thane_Mantis (in all of his incarnations) never meet and procreate, eliminating them from all of time-space.
My Hill.
By default.
BP ID: 1038 WC ID: 1476 VC ID: 18589 Tome ID: 3698
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In fact, there was no 'You' to even make that post.
For some reason, I am talking to myself.
BP ID: 1038 WC ID: 1476 VC ID: 18589 Tome ID: 3698
Someone unknown used an unknown power from an unknown universe to return my existence and make the hill to a no go zone for mooses. My hill.
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I distract No.. Beard and the doctor by sending the zygons to invade some place whilst I take over the hill. My hill.
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