I use a flying car to travel to the top of the hill and claim it. My hill.
I contact the fbi cyber security task force who take down your computer virus allowing me to take the hill. My hill.
Due to the large amount of radiation on the hill, combined with safety concerns, the government decides to move the hill to a new hill while simultaneously granting me control over said hill. My hill.
I shove axel into a portal, leaving me as the only one in this dimension to control the hill. My hill.
I trap Nick in a parallel universe where hills don't exist. My hill.
I use an incredibly convenient plot point in the parallel universe, to return to this universe where I then pay axel a large amount of money for the hill. My hill.