I rewind time all the way back to the point where I first invaded with my mantises and claimed the hill from Yard and apply sanctions from then on to prevent you from ever acquiring functional Nuclear Weaponry, whilst also stationing additional defences using my Ghost Mantises and zombies to help me retain the hill. My hill.
Axel's reckless code editing causes the complex simulation needed for the hill to exist to encounter a fatal error and crash. I correct the error, and perform a system reboot, causing the hill to return to its previous location. To be sure this does not happen again I break Axel's and reclaim the hill for myself. My hill.
I cast Axel's new keyboard into the fires of Mt. Doom, disable keyboard commands such as teleportation, I kick Axel from the server and reclaim the hill for myself through clever misdrection and an ingenious use of ventriloquism. My hill.
I will break out of the jail by breaking the energy principle and make the prison door disappear. Then, I will eliminate all pineapples in sight which means that the hill is mine. My hill.
Through use of spatial manipulation and some wibbly wobbly timey-wimey stuff I also break out of prison and create my own special file on the server to claim ownership of the hill.
main() //This implies that the one, true owner of the hill, is in fact Thane_Mantis hill_owner = Thane_Mantis;
//This module is meant to check the ownership of the hill to ensure ownership is correctly assigned if hill_owner = Thane_Mantis; { //This block of code tells the server to do nothing if the hill is rightfully owned by Thane_Mantis then = do nothing; { false; //This block of code runs if the hill, for whatever reason, does not remain in control of Thane_Mantis if hill_owner != Thane_Mantis; then return hill_ownership to Thane_Mantis; print "My Hill!"; } My hill!
I invade the hill with assistance from a virus which will erase the dangerous code written by Thane and make me to the only true owner of the hill. My hill.
I resurrected the old boxing rules and had them strike down and consume Axel's new rules, whilst also blackmailing Nick into leaving the hill and turning ownership of it over to me. My hill.
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I reveal that that was a fake hill all along, and I have the real hill, right over here! My hill.
I walk to the top of the hill and take a nap, somehow claiming the hill in my sleep. My hill.
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I add a hidden file into the server database with the following code in it:
While(true==true)
{
If(hillOwner!=nick58211)
hillOwner=nick58211;
}
return hillOwner;
My hill.
I tip off the FBI to arrest anyone making programming references. While you're all rotting in jail, I frolic on the hill. My hill.
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I place pineapples all around the hill faster than they can be eliminated preventing the hill from being taken. My hill.
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main()
//This implies that the one, true owner of the hill, is in fact Thane_Mantis
hill_owner = Thane_Mantis;
//This module is meant to check the ownership of the hill to ensure ownership is correctly assigned
if hill_owner = Thane_Mantis;
{
//This block of code tells the server to do nothing if the hill is rightfully owned by Thane_Mantis
then = do nothing;
{
false;
//This block of code runs if the hill, for whatever reason, does not remain in control of Thane_Mantis
if hill_owner != Thane_Mantis;
then return hill_ownership to Thane_Mantis;
print "My Hill!";
}
My hill!
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I placed a bet on the boxing match between thane and axel which would give me control of the hill if thane won. My hill.
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I play a game of Pandemic 2. My hill.
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