I reveal that that was a fake hill all along, and I have the real hill, right over here! My hill.
I walk to the top of the hill and take a nap, somehow claiming the hill in my sleep. My hill.
I add a hidden file into the server database with the following code in it:
I tip off the FBI to arrest anyone making programming references. While you're all rotting in jail, I frolic on the hill. My hill.
I place pineapples all around the hill faster than they can be eliminated preventing the hill from being taken. My hill.
I placed a bet on the boxing match between thane and axel which would give me control of the hill if thane won. My hill.
I play a game of Pandemic 2. My hill.