Banned, Wrongfully Banned! (to the tune of "Food Glorious Food")

Unicorn Overlord
Joined Sep 2011 Posts: 9,977
Since drama is the order of the day we might as well give it a soundtrack.  Here's a song for the folks who swear they never ever broke the terms of they break the terms of service to discuss their ban on this forum.

Linking to the original for reference...of the great injustice under discussion here. smirk

Banned Wrongfully Banned
(to the tune of "Food Glorious Food")

Starting a new forum thread
Now that my account is dead
CS says that I am banned!

I ain't never been a cheat
It's injustice, indiscreet.
CS says that I am banned!

There's not a hint of just why can I find,
Can I beg, can I borrow or cadge.
But there's nothing to stop me from getting a thrill
When I start a new thread and complain of:

Banned, wrongfully banned!
Still here to start drama.
While I'm in the mood
Let's whine to my mama.

I've charged to my credit card.
That ought to mean something.
Oh golly I've got it hard,
Now I'm left with nothing.

Banned, wrongfully banned!
Still on at the forum--
You misunderstand.
[Yak yakety] Bore 'em.

Just picture my sister Sue:
Level sixty-four.
We're banned!
Wrongfully banned!
Terribly banned!
And she's age four!

Banned, wrongfully banned!
Don't care if my thread's mocked.
Burned!  Underdone!  Crude!
Don't care if the thread's locked.

Just thinking which thing they caught
My senses go reeling--
One moment of knowing that
Hit the ceiling!

Banned, wrongfully banned!
What wouldn't I give for
That extra bit more
That's all that I live for.

Why shouldn't I warn my friends
Which cheat not to do?
A clue
Give me a clue
Tell me a clue
Hand me a clue
What not to do!
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 976
    to funny
  • Skyfall drac2
    Skyfall drac2
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 3,173
    Haha! Classic! You nailed it on the head! Well done :) Nice lyrics as well, and very true! 

    I award this the top forum song :D !

    "Everything is OK in the end, if it's not OK, then it's not the end."

  • CTGrafitti
    Joined Sep 2011 Posts: 3
    Can't help but notice the only people who think you're funny are you, another GM, and a New guy who doesn't know any better (and can't spell).
  • Lucky Luke
    Lucky Luke
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 8,422
    Can't help but notice the only people who think you're funny are you, another GM, and a New guy who doesn't know any better (and can't spell).
    You should put your glasses on...look at all the likes.
  • Freakshow
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Apr 2011 Posts: 494
    I thought it was great. 

    Battle Pirates
    Lvl 57
    Retired due to lack of interest
    Id 41100
    Lvl 31
    Haven't progressed due to lack of interest
    not played.

    Lvl 27

    Beatings shall continue until morale improves
  • TallGiraffe
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined May 2012 Posts: 4,743
    This should belong in Fan Creations. :D
    Don't use Level. Use Tech when describing players. Level means nothing, its all about tech.
  • Hitman007
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 8,990
    Haha, ermm i am really not sure where this thread is going to end up, so therefore i am going to leave this thread open for the time being, but i am going to move it.
    Report hackers and any other problems you may have by sending in a Ticket

    If a MOD or a CM remove/close/edit/delete a thread or a post, there's a reason for it. Re-posting the same post/thread is a violation of forum rules

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  • Wyvern The PinkiePie
    Wyvern The PinkiePie
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Oct 2011 Posts: 3,768
    Lol. :D

    "You are Banned. Not big surprise. :3" Don't know if I should say that to people who whine about getting permabanned. XD
  • CaptnDanz
    Potential Threat
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 48
    I thought this was related to the Ice Age 2 verison,

    Want some popcorn to go with that argument there?

    Vega Conflict: Orion - User ID: 26356
    Battle Pirates: Not Playing due to being banned for NO REASON >.>

  • tarzon.jihed
    Joined Mar 2014 Posts: 2
    Remo Wojak has been banned for taking advantage of a KIXEYE glitch, He has been playing for at least 3 years that I know of and is a good player, is it that because he does not COIN and took advantage of KIXEYEs mess up that you have banned him?  as I seem to see those who COIN get away with it. This is so unfair to a good and helpful player in giving advice etc on how to play wc, Please think about those who DO NOT CHEAT but use YOUR errors to their advantage as I am sure you do KIXEYE,

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