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"Bessie" kixeye's new cleaning lady.

BUBBLES_KITTY
BUBBLES_KITTY
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Joined Jan 2014 Posts: 5
Once employed as a kitchen hand for 30 years at a regional hospital in Sydney, Australia...Bessie applied for a casual position at kixeye as a cleaner, wanting to earn a little cash on the side for the grand children. Well a very reliable source has informed me that "Bessie" started work this morning, unfortunately when she decided to plug the vacuum cleaner in she has pulled out the plug for the Server to access that power point...leaving all us Aussies without BP for the day. Bless her soul, she forgot to plug it back in.Any way no harm done here, please don't sack her on her 1st day Kixeye I'm sure it won't happen again :)
  • The Gnole
    The Gnole
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    Joined Jul 2011 Posts: 133
    Bessie is a dear, but I am concerned about her doing the window cleaning, does she really need to be out on that ledge?? She's a bit doddery on her legs and though she does a wonderful job, should she be doing it at her age? I vote we petition for a pay rise for Bessie and let her vacuum the TOME office instead :)
  • carl.wear.3
    carl.wear.3
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined May 2013 Posts: 6,696
    But if we give her a pay rise Kix will add new stuff to make us coin to cover her pay rise
  • hannegan
    hannegan
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    edited 19 Mar 2015, 9:08AM
    Bessie needs a pay rise ...Sid's on enough money 
  • BUBBLES_KITTY
    BUBBLES_KITTY
    Greenhorn
    Joined Jan 2014 Posts: 5
    The Gnole said:
    Bessie is a dear, but I am concerned about her doing the window cleaning, does she really need to be out on that ledge?? She's a bit doddery on her legs and though she does a wonderful job, should she be doing it at her age? I vote we petition for a pay rise for Bessie and let her vacuum the TOME office instead :)
    Credit where it's due, at her age she should be at home in the recliner watching days of our lives and dribbling down her face during her nanna nap, but no - still out working....she's gold.
  • hannegan
    hannegan
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    Bessie working hard
  • The Gnole
    The Gnole
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    Maybe Kix could sell calendar shots of Bessie to fund her payrise? :)
  • carl.wear.3
    carl.wear.3
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined May 2013 Posts: 6,696
    The Gnole said:
    Maybe Kix could sell calendar shots of Bessie to fund her payrise? :)
    Kixeye needs to attract more players , not scare them away
  • The Gnole
    The Gnole
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    The Gnole said:
    Maybe Kix could sell calendar shots of Bessie to fund her payrise? :)
    But think of the Grey Army .....all those cashed up retirees oiling their cutlasses, polishing their boots all heading to Battle Pirates in the hope of catching the eye of Bessie :)
  • The Gnole
    The Gnole
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    Ummmmm how is this a fan creation? It was a general discussion on the reason for the Aussies and Kiwis being locked out of the game for a full day.
  • BUBBLES_KITTY
    BUBBLES_KITTY
    Greenhorn
    Joined Jan 2014 Posts: 5
    The Gnole said:
    Ummmmm how is this a fan creation? It was a general discussion on the reason for the Aussies and Kiwis being locked out of the game for a full day.
    Maybe they sacked her after one tiny mistake......Poor Bessie.
  • The Gnole
    The Gnole
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    Joined Jul 2011 Posts: 133
    Poor Bessie :( Maybe we should start a movement to see her reinstated, everyone makes one mistake, for goodness sakes, she has grandkids, an ailing husband and her old age to fund, what will she do without the income? :(
  • bullfrog99
    bullfrog99
    Potential Threat
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 99
    what we need is a ship that can do what Bessie did pull the plug on your ship just long enough to catch up  
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