Kevin Bacons Limited Goliath

Salmonella
Salmonella
Minor Nuisance
Joined Jul 2012 Posts: 248

Special slots 4

Evade 40%

Ballistic reload 75%

Ballistic range + 39% (or whatever the normal boost is)

All resistances 40%

Looks exactly like Kevin Bacon's face.

Accuracy + 60%

Armor slots 9

Weapon slots 11


Thoughts?

  • alaska4x4
    alaska4x4
    Potential Threat
    Joined Oct 2011 Posts: 91
    Just when i thought that anything relating to bacon would sound good....   Thanks bro.  :\

  • UNiCTHiNG
    UNiCTHiNG
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    Joined Mar 2012 Posts: 158
    I'd coin one 0.0

    Want a tissue?
  • Rathorn
    Rathorn
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Mar 2014 Posts: 551

    give it a 5 minute submerge time just because

    We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
    With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
    And we heaved 'em over and out of sight-
    With a Yo-Heave-Ho! And a fare-you-well!
    And a sullen plunge in the sullen swell,
    Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell!
    Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum! 
  • pixelated
    pixelated
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Mar 2012 Posts: 915

    Kevin Bacon is very light on his feet, evade should be higher.

    I know its a 'pirate' game, these updates always come up with new ways to try to rob me.
  • beel78
    beel78
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 8,187
    A change of pace.  Good post OP.
    If the "light on the feet" is good for evade then what would a Asa Akira Goli be like?  Giggidy

  • Salmonella
    Salmonella
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined Jul 2012 Posts: 248

    evad 50%

    Sonar 65

    Stays submerged 60 seconds, can fire cannons under water

    Oh I forgot air weapons, Lets say 13 slots

    All cannons have splash

    Butts

  • paddleboat commander
    paddleboat commander
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    Joined Sep 2013 Posts: 120

    Kevin Bacon?  Seriously?  Just give it tons of armor points, have it kick every things rear that comes near it, and call it the John Wayne.  Oh wait, they already named that the berserker.  lol.

  • Eikeltje
    Eikeltje
    Potential Threat
    Joined Oct 2011 Posts: 78

    It should do a once-off round of firing per battle, where it fires up to 6 times normal range provided it can link between enemies a maximum of normal range apart (6 degrees of separation) - sort of a chain of fire from one enemy to the next.  Just for that extra-special Kevin add-on.

  • LORD DAEMONICUS
    LORD DAEMONICUS
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined Feb 2013 Posts: 254

    Special slots 4

    Evade 40%

    Ballistic reload 75%

    Ballistic range + 39% (or whatever the normal boost is)

    All resistances 40%

    Looks exactly like Kevin Bacon's face.

    Accuracy + 60%

    Armor slots 9

    Weapon slots 11


    Thoughts?

    I hope you're joking with this as it could never be a part of the game.

  • beel78
    beel78
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 8,187
    Eikeltje said:

    It should do a once-off round of firing per battle, where it fires up to 6 times normal range provided it can link between enemies a maximum of normal range apart (6 degrees of separation) - sort of a chain of fire from one enemy to the next.  Just for that extra-special Kevin add-on.

    i think also the "chain reaction" should have a shockwave for each target as well and the very last explosion will give the Foot Loose theme song.

  • OCTOBERS RUST
    OCTOBERS RUST
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Nov 2011 Posts: 459

    would the drac get the "Joe carrol" version?

    Player ID: 2163

  • TONGUE-PUNCHING
    TONGUE-PUNCHING
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined Sep 2012 Posts: 223

    with all the Chuck Norris fans out there (im not one) im surprised nobody wants a Chuck Norris Goliath ...

  • emmitt.delong
    emmitt.delong
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 672

    Once we see the Kevin Bacon, only the Chuck Norris-O-Nought will be able to beat it. The game would be over, no one can beat the Chuck...

    1.) I'll never complain about getting hit. I don't like hitting bases simply because I think it's boring and a waste of resources.
    2.) I have coined a total of +190 gold. This does make me a "coiner". Coining is not cheating. If, like me you can't really afford much then don't but complaining won't help you either.
    3.) Being polite is always better then being an ****.
    4.) At the end of the day, it's just a **** game. Get over it.
  • beel78
    beel78
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 8,187

    Once we see the Kevin Bacon, only the Chuck Norris-O-Nought will be able to beat it. The game would be over, no one can beat the Chuck...

    the "chuck norris" would enter the battle sever and your opponents, fleet, base and all fleets in dock plus all alliance bases and fleets would be destroyed and the BP would be erased as well....on auto.  :D

  • impossibru
    impossibru
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Dec 2013 Posts: 737

    I'll coin that.

    Of course they will have to release the Bacon Gun with this hull, like a disrupter cannon but will fatten your attacker up as it takes more bacon to the point where they will wedge themselves into your channel or turn where it becomes immobile....

  • beel78
    beel78
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 8,187

    I'll coin that.

    Of course they will have to release the Bacon Gun with this hull, like a disrupter cannon but will fatten your attacker up as it takes more bacon to the point where they will wedge themselves into your channel or turn where it becomes immobile....

    thats actually kinda creepy....I didn't think it would be...Maybe Jack Nicholson or Gary Busey might be less creepy?

  • impossibru
    impossibru
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Dec 2013 Posts: 737

    lol think it's the fact we call the Goli the 'Toilet' and where Kevin Bacon's face is placed!

    Gary Busey would be cool, great actor.

    Now thinking of an Arnie Hull... The Hastalavista Destroyer or the 'I'll be Back Cannon' ?

    Right better get my coat lol!



  • THE-MASTER-INF
    THE-MASTER-INF
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 976
    Every body on this post is weird as clearly best goliaths are dead goliaths in any base ;)

  • Michigan Marauder
    Michigan Marauder
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2011 Posts: 2,787

    This is the best post I have read in a while


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    Holy crap I need to get my eyes checked.  I thought you had typed, "Will we see midget strippers dancing on our whorehouses?"

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  • TheSeaRatz-CAN
    TheSeaRatz-CAN
    Greenhorn
    Joined Oct 2011 Posts: 11

    The Kevin Bacon goliath would give any weapon near infinite range with the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

    "**** the torpedoes,  full cheez ahead!"
  • EULALEE
    EULALEE
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2013 Posts: 130

    Hahahaha, I would still be seeking more evade.

  • gavin.lebouef
    gavin.lebouef
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2013 Posts: 32

    Anyone seen a Wharf-Ratted Goliath? That is it's map speed. XD

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