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The moment you realise you been playing battle pirates too long

craighe
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edited 24 Aug 2012, 4:27PM
i was walking today and saw this in a garden, first thought in my mind was it looks like a oil collector in my base.
has anybody else had a similar experience or is it just me?

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  • Hitman007
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    Lol haha that is funny
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  • Damnit
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    Dude you need to upgrade your toys! I have TWO of these in my back yard... for the um, kids, yes that is the ticket they are for the kids *nod*

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  • craighe
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    haha i want that water cannon in my base
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  • William Brixon
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    First thought: Easy square base, I can take it.
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  • Lou Seal
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    So, I see that square base, roll up and flatten it. Suddenly there's sector police everywhere, the noob is crying on coms and everyone's looking at me like I'm the bad guy? Shoulda built a better base.

    I'm also not allowed back in that neighborhood.
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  • defeter23
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    KIXEYE CM Lou Seal wrote: »
    So, I see that square base, roll up and flatten it. Suddenly there's sector police everywhere, the noob is crying on coms and everyone's looking at me like I'm the bad guy? Shoulda built a better base.

    I'm also not allowed back in that neighborhood.

    Bwahahahahah

    Thats how i feel like in 469 lol.Except they cant get in
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  • nazykiller
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    when I have an appointment or somethin and try to click finish now last 5 min and i look for a button anywhere for few seconds
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    When you plan a base defense when you are trying to go to bed....
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  • caribbean girl
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    when I start trading my clubbing time and money for play time and coins for battle pirates.
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  • caribbean girl
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    lmao..try going on vacation and planning your vacation around a raid..lmao


    nazykiller wrote: »
    when I have an appointment or somethin and try to click finish now last 5 min and i look for a button anywhere for few seconds
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  • craighe
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    Zauberin wrote: »
    lmao..try going on vacation and planning your vacation around a raid..lmao

    someone in my group was annoyed that his wedding day was on the same day as the goliath raid.
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    hahahha..**** addicted...:P~~


    Lord Abaddon wrote: »
    someone in my group was annoyed that his wedding day was on the same day as the goliath raid.
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  • Sector
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    KIXEYE CM Lou Seal wrote: »
    So, I see that square base, roll up and flatten it. Suddenly there's sector police everywhere, the noob is crying on coms and everyone's looking at me like I'm the bad guy? Shoulda built a better base.

    I'm also not allowed back in that neighborhood.
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    will inbox you how to.

    Sector wrote: »
    LMFAO! if i knew how to put this in my sig i would lol. best comment ever.
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    When I got a **** nose from the laptop hitting me in the face as I was battle pirating in bed...
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  • TheBigMan
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    I went out fishing yesterday, some **** hole in a speed boat came by and almost swamped me. I yelled at him " If I had my Sea Wolf here Id sink your ****." My buddy just looked at me and shook his head. LOL yeah been playing way to long.
  • BP-TurtlePower
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    TheBigMan wrote: »
    I went out fishing yesterday, some **** hole in a speed boat came buy and almost swamped me. I yelled at him " If I had my Sea Wolf here Id sink your ****." My buddy just looked at me and shook his head. LOL yeah been playing way to long.

    Ya think?

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  • Man Tim
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    KIXEYE CM Lou Seal wrote: »
    So, I see that square base, roll up and flatten it. Suddenly there's sector police everywhere, the noob is crying on coms and everyone's looking at me like I'm the bad guy? Shoulda built a better base.

    I'm also not allowed back in that neighborhood.

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  • caribbean girl
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    lmao........

    TheBigMan wrote: »
    I went out fishing yesterday, some **** hole in a speed boat came by and almost swamped me. I yelled at him " If I had my Sea Wolf here Id sink your ****." My buddy just looked at me and shook his head. LOL yeah been playing way to long.
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  • Lawkjaw
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    When my roomie and I get intuh an argument:D and I immediately go online and crush her base.
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  • capt cannon
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    You know you have been playing this stuff toooooooo long when you start dreaming about it and building according to what you dream, either base or fleet!
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    capt cannon wrote: »
    You know you have been playing this stuff toooooooo long when you start dreaming about it and building according to what you dream, either base or fleet!

    Uh oh, i thought THAT was normal...
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  • Man Tim
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    Lawkjaw wrote: »
    When my roomie and I get intuh an argument:D and I immediately go online and crush her base.

    Not nice. Cyber bullying lol.
    BallzDeep wrote: »
    Uh oh, i thought THAT was normal...

    You need a vacation in a place without internet.
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    When you check your email at work, to make sure your base hasn't been lved. I havn't did this, but i know alot of you have lmao.
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    defeter23 wrote: »
    When you plan a base defense when you are trying to go to bed....

    Do that all the time.
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    when someone asks you where u got some technology and it take u 20 mins to remember what raid it came from.
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  • Zirg
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    Paul Mounce wrote: »
    when someone asks you where u got some technology and it take u 20 mins to remember what raid it came from.


    Lol. I just say from one of the raids, and move on. My mind don't remem that far back. I'm lucky to remem posting this, after i hit send. lmao
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