Defend the Hill «1234567…21» Go

Yard

Since activity has once again declined in this place, I thought I'd bring in a classic game to spark some life: defend the hill.

It works like this: the person above you has the hill, and you have to steal it from them by typing something out, e.g. 'I send a swarm of bees after you forcing you to leave the hill. My hill.'

The next person might say 'I slather you in honey and the bees turn on you. My hill.' And so on and so on.

I'll start. I send in the Navy Seals to capture the hill for me. My hill.

Thane Mantis

I send in my best mantises to defeat your seals and capture the hill. My hill.

nick58211

I send in my disco penguins to overwhelm your mantises and capture the hill. My hill.

Thane Mantis

I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.

Axel L

Thane_Mantis said:
I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.

I send in Ghost hunters to send the Ghost Mantises into captivity and then capture the hill. My hill.

nick58211

@Axel L said:
Thane_Mantis said:
I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.

I send in Ghost hunters to send the Ghost Mantises into captivity and then capture the hill. My hill.

I send in vampires to defeat/convert the Ghost hunters and then capture the hill. My hill.

Axel L

nick58211 said:

@Axel L said:
Thane_Mantis said:
I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.

I send in Ghost hunters to send the Ghost Mantises into captivity and then capture the hill. My hill.

I send in vampires to defeat/convert the Ghost hunters and then capture the hill. My hill.

I feed your vampires with Garlic and capture the hill. My hill.

Yard

I release a study relating garlic consumption with chronic death syndrome and it's all shipped back to France. My hill.

Thane Mantis

I invade France using an overwhelming force of zombies and claim the hill. My hill.

Axel L

I will offer your zombies a newly developed medication which causes your zombies to freeze permanently to stone so I can seize control of the hill. My hill.

nick58211

I use the medical and scientific community to debunk your medication, making it illegal to use and claim the hill. My hill.

Axel L

I will rewrite convince the politicians to rewrite the current laws and the make the medication legal for use on zombies and then claim the hill. My hill.

Yard

I slap you with a fish. My hill.

Axel L

Yard said:

I slap you with a fish. My hill.

I throw down a pineapple into the sea so you will get distracted. My hill.

Thane Mantis

I take advantage of the distraction provided by Axel to seize the hill. My hill.

Axel L

Thane_Mantis said:

Axel L said:

Yard said:

I slap you with a fish. My hill.

I throw down a pineapple into the sea so you will get distracted. My hill.

I take advantage of the distraction provided by Axel to seize the hill. My hill.

I was there first and you feel into my Mantis trap so I could safely take control of the hill. My hill.

nick58211

I stage a protest of your control of the hill and take the hill. My hill.

Thane Mantis

I protest your protest of Axels'c ontrol of the hill and take the hill. My hill.

Axel L

I send in a convincing statement why I should control of the hill and takes it. My hill.

Thane Mantis

I burn your statement and denounce any and all of your opinions and reclaim the hill. My hill.

Yard

I initiate a counterrevolution and claim the hill in the name of the people. OUR hill.

Axel L

I will see your dictatorship burn and reclaim the hill during the madness. My hill.

Yard

I start an underground movement and employ guerrilla tactics to reclaim the hill. My hill.

Thane Mantis

I eliminate your guerrilla forces whilst stationing my own militia in the area, using both ground and air forces to secure the hill. My hill.

nick58211

I eat some bacon and take the hill while the others are distracted fighting it out with each other. My hill.

Axel L

I publish a paper about bacon greatly increases the risk of getting lung cancer and correlated with an early death so I can safely take control of the hill. My hill.

Yard

I place a worldwide ban on paper(s) after IT was linked to increased lung cancer rates. My hill.

Axel L

I send in a successful appeal and the court decides to place all the previous hill owners except me to a high security prison which results in that I possess the power of the hill. My hill.

nick58211

My lawyer finds a loophole in the appeal and gets me out prison after which I claim the hill. My hill.

Axel L

nick58211 said:

My lawyer finds a loophole in the appeal and gets me out prison after which I claim the hill. My hill.

I will change the constitution so you return to the prison which results in I having control of the hill. My hill.

nick58211

I use my get out of jail free card, pass go, collect $200 and take the hill. My hill.