I send in a Basilisk as an assistance to scare off the spiders from the hill which grants me the ability to destroy your generator so you can't play your game anymore. My hill.
Unfortunately for you, the mirror wasn't effective enough to kill the Basilisk as reflections from the eyes aren't effective enough to kill any living creatures as it would only make my Basilisk petrified. However, fortunately for me, I cure my Basilisk with Mandrakes and then reclaim the hill. My hill.
I stab Axel's basilisk through the roof of its mouth with an ancient, mystical goblin-made sword that so very conveniently showed up right when I needed it, and claim the hill for my own. My hill.
I unleash a highly aggressive computer virus to destroy your reactors and supply of enriched isotopes preventing you from creating a new nuclear program, leaving you with no leverage against me, allowing me to retain control of the hill. My hill.
The virus that got called in allowed me to finish my reactor with a working fuel supply so I can use it as a super weapon for seizing control of the hill. My hill.
Your attempts to stop the nuclear program cause a severe core melt which caused the reactor building to explode which caused highly dangerous radioactive dust to spread all over the hill. The court decided to take away your power to own the hill because of this misfortunate accident and granted me the power to control the hill. My hill.
Due to the large amount of radiation on the hill, combined with safety concerns, the government decides to move the hill to a new hill while simultaneously granting me control over said hill. My hill.
Due to difficulties with moving the hill, the project got cancelled permanently and the hill returned to its previous location which means that I do still have control over the hill. My hill.
Axel's failure to have better procedures in place to prevent a meltdown which spread dangerous nuclear fallout causes the government to rescind your right to possess the hill and return control of the hill to me. My hill.
The most recent finding found that Thane has sabotaged the plant to cause the meltdown all along which overruled the previous appeal which means that the hill returned to my control. Furthermore, the supreme court decided that this was the final decision and this case could no longer be appealed which means that the hill belongs safely to me. My hill.
Through a combination of clever bribery and gerrymandering, I slowly but surely replace or convert the Supreme Court members who sympathise with Axel with people favourable to my cause who proceed to reverse the decision and return the hill to my care. I then declare the hill a city state, putting it outside the control of the Supreme Court, allowing me total control over the domain where the hill resides. My hill.
I modified the coordinates for the hill which caused you to take the wrong hill with your portal so the original hill is still standing in my control. My hill.
I construct an inverse portal so I can get back to the hill. After that, I trap Yard inside of the exploded nuclear reactor which results in that my hill is mine. My hill.
I reverse the polarity of Axel's portal, causing him to get sucked back into his portal and trapped in another dimension whilst simultaneously returning from my own dimension to reclaim the hill. My hill.
I invent a machine which allows me to travel between any dimension which allows me to return from dimension 6,999 to the hill and capture it with the number 6,999. My hill.
I use an incredibly convenient plot point in the parallel universe, to return to this universe where I then pay axel a large amount of money for the hill. My hill.
I point out to Axel that he, at the time of writing this, still remains over 1000 posts away from beating my main account. And that he, again at the time of writing this, falls nearly 6,000 posts short of beating my collective. In his state of shock and disappointment I reclaim the hill. My hill.
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I use a flying car to travel to the top of the hill and claim it. My hill.
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I contact the fbi cyber security task force who take down your computer virus allowing me to take the hill. My hill.
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Due to the large amount of radiation on the hill, combined with safety concerns, the government decides to move the hill to a new hill while simultaneously granting me control over said hill. My hill.
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I shove axel into a portal, leaving me as the only one in this dimension to control the hill. My hill.
I trap Nick in a parallel universe where hills don't exist. My hill.
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I use an incredibly convenient plot point in the parallel universe, to return to this universe where I then pay axel a large amount of money for the hill. My hill.
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In his state of shock and disappointment I reclaim the hill. My hill.