Defend the Hill

  • VoidMaster
    VoidMaster
    Incursion Leader
    Joined May 2016 Posts: 1,237
    Voidmaster scratches his head wondering why people are still fighting over this "hill" after such a long time and it's purpose from afar. 
    Showing the Voidness of Vega one post at a time.
    *Insert Void photo here*
    http://i.imgur.com/80deZPv.png
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Because rocky road ice cream. And Adamantite, both are equally valuable in my opinion.

    Btw, my hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I sneak around the back of the hill and ambush flint, driving him away and taking the hill. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Bruh, I just ran so I could get my photon blaster. But whatever, your a pile of ashe now.
    My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,107
    I use the pile of ash to rebuild the hill at a different location. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I use a fan to blow the ash away. There can only be one true hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,107
    An unknown force causes the ash to rebuild the hill and I changed the status of the old hill to make it invalid as the hill. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I saturate the hill with bombs. Since the hill is made of ash, it is unaffected. However, the people on the hill are not so lucky. I take the hill, my hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,107
    The hill turned into a cloud of dust and moved to the countryside and turn into a new hill. I was the first to find and claim the new location of the hill. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    The system has malfunctioned... Many rules have been broken with axel's insanity. To attempt to preserve order in the limited world that literally revolves around a hill, the system moves the hill back to its original location, and sends axel to the nearest black hole. I take the hill since no one else is grabbing it. My hill.

  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,792
    Y'all can keep on fighting over that other hill.
    I just smugly picked my own Hill over here in Canada.

    ...and Donald Trump can never authorize mineral exploitation on it!
    (plus smoking weed on it is about to be perfectly legal.)

    Image result for canadian hill

    Here in Canada, there's lots of hills.
    You can each have your own.

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  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 5,393
    edited 3 Sep 2018, 9:51PM
    No..Beard said:
    Y'all can keep on fighting over that other hill.
    I just smugly picked my own Hill over here in Canada.

    ...and Donald Trump can never authorize mineral exploitation on it!
    (plus smoking weed on it is about to be perfectly legal.)

    Image result for canadian hill

    Here in Canada, there's lots of hills.
    You can each have your own.


    Trump Declares war on Canada on the terms of "its basically America`s upper half anyway"   

    years after the war i go to your hill and plant my flag upon it

    My hill.
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    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I take over the hill and create my own country. My hill.

  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 5,393

    I take over the hill and create my own country. My hill.

    your country fails due to being established in a war torn and poor region, canada annexes your hill back into their fold, my hill.
    Image result for free to play vs pay to win gif

    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Incursion Leader
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 1,166
    Thanos snaps his fingers and half the universe is sucked into the Soul Stone. nametagg0 is one of the many sucked into the Soul Stone. I, on the other hand, is saved by Thanos, and with balance restored, I take the hill. My hill.
    Battle Pirates
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    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    If you knew the history if this discussion, you would know that I had hired Thanos. He kicks yo' **** off the hill, and I take it. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I make a system rule that references to the marvel or dc universes or any AU’s can not exist. This banishes thanos and gives me control of the hill. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I inflict karmatic retribution upon you. This causes you to have your sins crawl up your back. You proceed to get rekt by a death beam that was carefully aimed. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,107
    I show that 37*68≠965 and get the hill as a reward. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    After about 45 minutes of cringe on Youtube, I proved that Axel is the Illuminauti. He is kicked from the hill as a result. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    While flint was proving axel to be the Illuminati he unknowingly because a member of the Illuminati. As he exposed a fellow member of the Illuminati the rest of the Illuminati go after him and prevents him from gaining control of the hill. While this happens I recover from the cringe of having to type “Illuminati” so many times and then, as there is no opposition, take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,107
    I made the extremely difficult calculation and showed that 37x68=2,516 which removed my status as an Illuminati and then, I reclaimed the hill. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Plot twist: I am actually a rebel pretending to be a member of the Illuminati. I proceed to take the hill using Guerilla tactics. My hill.

  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Incursion Leader
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 1,166
    Dressed as a gorilla, I use my Gorilla tactics to circumvent your "Guerilla tactics" and take the hill. My hill.
    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
    Home Sector: 21                                          Ship Design Discussion Group (Open to all): https://www.facebook.com/groups/118022991724717/
    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Hyperius
    Hyperius
    Moderator
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 12,121
    Dressed as a gorilla, I use my Gorilla tactics to circumvent your "Guerilla tactics" and take the hill. My hill.
    I was a part of your team leading the take-back. We decided to overthrow you and establish a New World Order on the hill. My hill.

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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178
    I use saturation firebombing. This causes everyone on the hill to die from the extreme amount of firebombs falling down on the hill. I single-handedly take the hill. My hill.
  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Incursion Leader
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 1,166
    I use both my hands to take the hill from you. Yay ableism. My hill.
    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
    Home Sector: 21                                          Ship Design Discussion Group (Open to all): https://www.facebook.com/groups/118022991724717/
    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Hyperius
    Hyperius
    Moderator
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 12,121
    I break both of your hands. You become ineffective without hands. My hill.

    KIXEYE Senior Moderator

    Playing since 9/30/11

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  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Incursion Leader
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 1,166
    You ever see a gorilla hold things with their feet? My gorilla suit lets me hold things with my feet. I take the hill back from you with my feet. My hill.
    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
    Home Sector: 21                                          Ship Design Discussion Group (Open to all): https://www.facebook.com/groups/118022991724717/
    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178
    I have an warmech exosuit made of unobtainium... I proceed to launch you off the planet with a single hit. My hill.
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