Bad Advice Thread

  • DreamCat
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    If you have a major test in school tomorrow, go ahead, skip sleep and study for 8 hours straight. What could possibly go wrong? Drink loads of coffee and energy drinks as well. What could possibly go wrong? 


    Well for starters, your blood will turn into napalm, your heart will explode, and your arteries will burn for weeks until your body is a heap of smoldering ash. But hey, make that A.
  • Axel L
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    DreamCat said:


    If you have a major test in school tomorrow, go ahead, skip sleep and study for 8 hours straight. What could possibly go wrong? Drink loads of coffee and energy drinks as well. What could possibly go wrong? 

    Well for starters, your blood will turn into napalm, your heart will explode, and your arteries will burn for weeks until your body is a heap of smoldering ash. But hey, make that A.


    You would never see that A. The teacher would of course give a F for the hard work.
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  • No..Beard
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    This last one is particularly funny to me, as keeps happening over and over, as we Canadians like to wear t-shirts with our Country's name boldly displayed:
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    There are many many examples of this!

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  • lomolife1174
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    Go on, name your pharmacy something along the lines of "Happy Drugstore" or "Fun Drugstore." I'm sure the police won't mind. 
  • Wyvern The PinkiePie
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    Do something like this. It offers guaranteed results!  ;)

  • Thane Mantis
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    edited 26 Oct 2017, 1:21PM
    More pro life tips for anyone that needs them.
    Handy follow up tip:
    Wanna steal a car? carry a gallon can of gas to circumvent anti-theft measures used by car owners.
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  • Axel L
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  • Master of Warring
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    Axel L said:
    Famous last words "Nothing can go wrong".
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  • Axel L
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    Axel L said:
    Famous last words "Nothing can go wrong".
    I used it as an reference for 2 of the Spartan Ops missions in Halo 4 called "Nothing can go Wrong" (Ep5, Ch2) and "Everything has gone Wrong" (Ep5, Ch3) which are one of the most ironic names for 2 subsequent missions in the Halo history.
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  • Thane Mantis
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    edited 27 Oct 2017, 1:56PM
  • Axel L
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    More and more life advice for the lost souls in need of guidance.
    HerrRosenberg
    Has anyone else got some tips to share?
    I love this advice with the freezer as it won't have any effect on solving the global warming as it will break one of the laws of physics which says that energy cannot be created or destroyed.
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  • Thane Mantis
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    edited 29 Oct 2017, 9:20PM
    Yard said:
    Can't beat that freshness!
    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.
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  • DreamCat
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    Hey I still exist and stuff.

    If you skip all of your classes, you can study 24/7!
  • Jest_Jesus
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    i havent stumbled on this forsaken land in some time

    here is some advice, check out the bad advice thread 
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  • Wyvern The PinkiePie
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    Lil-Jesus said:
    i havent stumbled on this forsaken land in some time

    here is some advice, check out the bad advice thread 
    I like your signature. =3

    Ram an enemy battleship with a destroyer. It works 100% of the time. :p
  • Yard
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    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

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  • DreamCat
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    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
  • Thane Mantis
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    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Well I meant just that last part, but hey, feel free to try the whole phrase lol.
    Just try presenting that to a marketing dept., what could possible go wrong?
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  • Thane Mantis
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    edited 2 Nov 2017, 4:00PM
    DreamCat said:
    Yard said:

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    Yard already said that.
    Yard said:
    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!
    Award for best bad advice 2016 goes too...
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  • DreamCat
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    DreamCat said:
    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    Yard already said that.
    Yard said:
    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!
    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...
    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?
  • Thane Mantis
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    DreamCat said:
    DreamCat said:
    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    Yard already said that.
    Yard said:
    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!
    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...
    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?
    Hmm, fair enough I suppose. Also, oh ****, that was a year ago?
    Man time flies doesn't it. Guess I better fix my previous post about the award for best bad advice lol.
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  • Yard
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    @DreamCat said:
    Thane_Mantis said:


    DreamCat said:


    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:

    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!
    

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!

    Yard already said that.
    Yard said:

    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!

    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...

    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

    You mean you don't have a comprehensive database of all my posts? You don't start each day by looking at a good old Yard post and laughing at the inevitable wit and humour that will ensue? You don't print out my posts and stick them under your pillow in the hope that you think about me while you're dreaming?

    I'm honestly offended.

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  • Axel L
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    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:
    Thane_Mantis said:


    DreamCat said:


    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:

    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!
    

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!

    Yard already said that.
    Yard said:

    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!

    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...

    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

    You mean you don't have a comprehensive database of all my posts? You don't start each day by looking at a good old Yard post and laughing at the inevitable wit and humour that will ensue? You don't print out my posts and stick them under your pillow in the hope that you think about me while you're dreaming?

    I'm honestly offended.

    I think 11.7k posts is a bit extreme to remember by your heart. I have difficulties remembering all my 5.5k posts and that is half of yours.
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  • Yard
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    @Axel L said:
    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:

    Thane_Mantis said:

    DreamCat said:
    
    
    
    Yard said:
    
    @Thane_Mantis said:
    
    Yard said:
    

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.
    
    
    
    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.
    
    Advice: someone should start one!
    
    
    
    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    
    Yard already said that. 
    
    Yard said:
    
    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!
    
    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...
    

    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

    You mean you don't have a comprehensive database of all my posts? You don't start each day by looking at a good old Yard post and laughing at the inevitable wit and humour that will ensue? You don't print out my posts and stick them under your pillow in the hope that you think about me while you're dreaming?

    I'm honestly offended.

    I think 11.7k posts is a bit extreme to remember by your heart. I have difficulties remembering all my 5.5k posts and that is half of yours.

    To be fair at least 8K of mine must be in the closed-off BYM forums, so the number of accessible posts for me is comparatively tiny.

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  • Axel L
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    Yard said:

    @Axel L said:
    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:

    Thane_Mantis said:

    DreamCat said:
    
    
    
    Yard said:
    
    @Thane_Mantis said:
    
    Yard said:
    

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.
    
    
    
    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.
    
    Advice: someone should start one!
    
    
    
    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    
    Yard already said that. 
    
    Yard said:
    
    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!
    
    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...
    

    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

    You mean you don't have a comprehensive database of all my posts? You don't start each day by looking at a good old Yard post and laughing at the inevitable wit and humour that will ensue? You don't print out my posts and stick them under your pillow in the hope that you think about me while you're dreaming?

    I'm honestly offended.

    I think 11.7k posts is a bit extreme to remember by your heart. I have difficulties remembering all my 5.5k posts and that is half of yours.

    To be fair at least 8K of mine must be in the closed-off BYM forums, so the number of accessible posts for me is comparatively tiny.

    3k posts are still a bit extreme to remember.
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  • DreamCat
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    I don't WANT to remember all of my posts. My first posts were from when I was 14. Those DON'T EXIST.
  • Thane Mantis
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    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:
    Thane_Mantis said:


    DreamCat said:


    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:

    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!
    

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!

    Yard already said that.
    Yard said:

    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!

    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...

    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

    You mean you don't have a comprehensive database of all my posts? You don't start each day by looking at a good old Yard post and laughing at the inevitable wit and humour that will ensue? You don't print out my posts and stick them under your pillow in the hope that you think about me while you're dreaming?

    I'm honestly offended.

    Here's some more advice for anyone needing it. Print out Yards post and put them under your pillows (and don't worry about the nightmares thinking about him causes whilst your dreaming.)
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  • Thane Mantis
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    edited 2 Nov 2017, 7:47PM
    Axel L said:
    Yard said:

    To be fair at least 8K of mine must be in the closed-off BYM forums, so the number of accessible posts for me is comparatively tiny.

    3k posts are still a bit extreme to remember.
    Axel, you realise he was originally joking right?
    Also, on an completely unrelated note, what on earth is up with those @ tags breaking the post chains?
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