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DreamCat

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

1. If you're bored, get a snack.

2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

lomolife1174

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 

DreamCat

lomolife1174 said:

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 

That ship sailed a long time ago.

7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.

Yard

Play BP, the build and repair times are totally reasonable.

Master of Shadows

Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.

No..Beard

The yellow snow tastes best.




All Bears are ticklish! Try it!

Master of Shadows

     

Master of Shadows

Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.

Master of Warring

All this, seems legit.  

Master of Shadows

Master of Warring said:

All this, seems legit.  

Course it is. We're all very reputable sources of information after all lol, especially the cat.

Master of Warring

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

Master of Warring said:

All this, seems legit.  

Course it is. We're all very reputable sources of information after all lol, especially the cat.

and extra-specially the living moose image searcher

lomolife1174

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

1. If you're bored, get a snack.

2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

DreamCat said:

lomolife1174 said:

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 

That ship sailed a long time ago.

7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.

No..Beard said:

The yellow snow tastes best.




All Bears are ticklish! Try it!

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

     

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.

^ I do not associate with any of you. ^

Master of Warring said:

All this, seems legit.  

I hope you're not trying to become a Moderator like I am. 

Master of Warring

lomolife1174 said:

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

1. If you're bored, get a snack.

2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

DreamCat said:

lomolife1174 said:

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 

That ship sailed a long time ago.

7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.

No..Beard said:

The yellow snow tastes best.




All Bears are ticklish! Try it!

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

     

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.

^ I do not associate with any of you. ^

Master of Warring said:

All this, seems legit.  

I hope you're not trying to become a Moderator like I am. 

I'm an undercover moderator, shhhhhhhh.

DreamCat

8. Consider Lomo for mod. It'll be GREAT!

KING_FELHUNTER

im rather surprised this one existed...

Master of Shadows

lomolife1174 said:

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

1. If you're bored, get a snack.

2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

DreamCat said:

lomolife1174 said:

DreamCat said:

Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.

This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 

That ship sailed a long time ago.

7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.

No..Beard said:

The yellow snow tastes best.




All Bears are ticklish! Try it!

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

     

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.

^ I do not associate with any of you. ^

If that's the case, I propose we remove the kiwi from The Dream Team. Any objections?

AncientViper

Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.

Master of Shadows

AncientViper said:

Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.

Any bad advice for us then Viper? Your "ancient" apparently so ya must have some wisdom for us lol.

AncientViper

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

AncientViper said:

Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.

Any bad advice for us then Viper? Your "ancient" apparently so ya must have some wisdom for us lol.

That was my advice towards advices.

Master of Shadows

AncientViper said:

Thane_Mantis_3 said:

AncientViper said:

Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.

Any bad advice for us then Viper? Your "ancient" apparently so ya must have some wisdom for us lol.

That was my advice towards advices.

Fair enough.

Hyperius

1. Didn't get a puppy for Christmas? Call 911 and tell them your mom is a drug dealer. They'll send a dog to your house that you can play with.

2. Don't use your turn signal. It's no one's business where you're going.

3. See an ambulance on the highway? Block it's path, they tend to always speed and it's dangerous.

4. If a stranger offers you drugs say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

5. Do donuts in front of police stations! Cops love donuts.

6. If anyone ever tells you that you do too much drugs, then stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

7. Don't buy a car. Buy a gun! You can get a car with a gun.

8. (My favorite) Math and meth sound the same, but one is a life ruiner and the other is meth.

Jest_Jesus

my input so far.
      

Master of Shadows

Hyperius said:

1. Didn't get a puppy for Christmas? Call 911 and tell them your mom is a drug dealer. They'll send a dog to your house that you can play with.

2. Don't use your turn signal. It's no one's business where you're going.

3. See an ambulance on the highway? Block it's path, they tend to always speed and it's dangerous.

4. If a stranger offers you drugs say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

5. Do donuts in front of police stations! Cops love donuts.

6. If anyone ever tells you that you do too much drugs, then stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

7. Don't buy a car. Buy a gun! You can get a car with a gun.

8. (My favorite) Math and meth sound the same, but one is a life ruiner and the other is meth.

Ah, I see you also follow Life Advice Lamp on Twitter Hyperius.

Master of Shadows

Use Bing and Yahoo.

Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license. If you get arrested, hand it to the police so they'll get confused and arrest themselves.

If police knock on your door, shout "nobody is here" and they'll leave.

If you accidentally break a bottle of alcohol in a shop, tell them your 21 - You can't pay for it if your a minor.

Jest_Jesus

GAME ON A MAC

DreamCat

Lil-Jesus said:

GAME ON A MAC

I don't know who you are, or where you came from, or what you want, but I like your jokes.

lomolife1174

Lil-Jesus said:

GAME ON A MAC

Buy a Linux. Everyone loves Linux! 

Master of Shadows

lomolife1174 said:

Lil-Jesus said:

GAME ON A MAC

Buy a Linux. Everyone loves Linux! 

More than we like Mac's. Lol.

DreamCat

If you shout "fire" in a movie theater, everyone else will leave and you'll get your pick of the best seat in the theater.

Jest_Jesus

@DreamCat said:
If you shout "fire" in a movie theater, everyone else will leave and you'll get your pick of the best seat in the theater.

No lying is bad so we should start a fire in the movie theater

DreamCat

Lil-Jesus said:

@DreamCat said:
If you shout "fire" in a movie theater, everyone else will leave and you'll get your pick of the best seat in the theater.

No lying is bad so we should start a fire in the movie theater

Logic'd.