Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.
1. If you're bored, get a snack.
2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.
3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.
4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.
5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?
6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.