Because it is implying that Yard and dogs are detrimental to the internet.
Pretty sure it doesn't imply Yard and/or dogs are detrimental to the internet. I don't think your using that word correctly. It just implies that Yard and/or a dog would both lose to the internet. Either way, its still not a burn.
I was going to insert the Navy Seal copypasta but was worried I'd get flagged. In a nutshell, I'd own that dog.
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch
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No thumbs is bad for gun usage.
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It just implies that Yard and/or a dog would both lose to the internet. Either way, its still not a burn.
There are so many variations...
*Insert Void photo here*
Pineapples beats Hunter!
Pineapples beats everything! Oh, man! I could do this all day!
This is a slight modification of a famous Halo quote in Halo 3 (The Ark).
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*Insert Void photo here*
I admire your necromancy abilities, Void.
Take it from a Pineapple Necromancer...
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Who do you think trained him?
Not me. I just like to be dramatic.