The Twelve Days of Kixmas.

Narchais
Narchais
Strike-force Captain
Joined Jan 2013 Posts: 697
On the first day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
A lesson in futility.

On the second day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the third day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the fourth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the fifth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the sixth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the seventh day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Seven Kods destroying,
Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the eighth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Eight mines exploding,
Seven Kods destroying,
Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the ninth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Nine Reapers reaping,
Eight mines exploding,
Seven Kods destroying,
Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the tenth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Ten Nems Godmodding,
Nine Reapers reaping,
Eight mines exploding,
Seven Kods destroying,
Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the eleventh day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Eleven Reavers cheating,
Ten Nems Godmodding,
Nine Reapers reaping,
Eight mines exploding,
Seven Kods destroying,
Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,
And a lesson in futility.

On the twelvth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
Twelve months of stupid,
Eleven Reavers cheating,
Ten Nems Godmodding,
Nine Reapers reaping,
Eight mines exploding,
Seven Kods destroying,
Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
Four years of torture,
Three Krakens global,
Two lousy campaigns,

AND A LESSON IN FUTILITY!!
Five digit ID. Still just another player.
  • Boilermaker
    Boilermaker
    Potential Threat
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 36
    Lol.....that was good !

  • Dazza69
    Dazza69
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Feb 2013 Posts: 480
    Narchais said:
    On the first day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    A lesson in futility.

    On the second day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the third day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the fourth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the fifth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the sixth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the seventh day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Seven Kods destroying,
    Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the eighth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Eight mines exploding,
    Seven Kods destroying,
    Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the ninth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Nine Reapers reaping,
    Eight mines exploding,
    Seven Kods destroying,
    Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the tenth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Ten Nems Godmodding,
    Nine Reapers reaping,
    Eight mines exploding,
    Seven Kods destroying,
    Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the eleventh day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Eleven Reavers cheating,
    Ten Nems Godmodding,
    Nine Reapers reaping,
    Eight mines exploding,
    Seven Kods destroying,
    Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,
    And a lesson in futility.

    On the twelvth day of Kixmas, the dev team gave to me:
    Twelve months of stupid,
    Eleven Reavers cheating,
    Ten Nems Godmodding,
    Nine Reapers reaping,
    Eight mines exploding,
    Seven Kods destroying,
    Six 'Ceptors 'vading,
    FIVE THOUSAND POINTS... a target.
    Four years of torture,
    Three Krakens global,
    Two lousy campaigns,

    AND A LESSON IN FUTILITY!!

    Great work I even sang my way down it :)
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  • Shadow527
    Shadow527
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2011 Posts: 635
    lol...thanks i needed that after the way this raid is going
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  • Wyvern The PinkiePie
    Wyvern The PinkiePie
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Oct 2011 Posts: 3,769
    Pretty much this raid. XD
  • sheltodawg
    sheltodawg
    Potential Threat
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 78

    Amazing job man!!!!!

    One whom fights and runs away...lives to fight another day.
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