Defend the Hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,051
    I install a backup of the server and create an algorithm which deletes all the spam messages send to the server. This causes the hill to return to its previous state. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I install avast antivirus. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I also install manual defense around the hill. And turrent system that abliterates every hostile in sight.

  • snydersh
    snydersh
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2014 Posts: 3,495

    I also install manual defense around the hill. And turrent system that abliterates every hostile in sight.

    Alas, but flint falls to the same disease I once had from misspelling a word. With no-one manning the manual defenses i take the hill and assume control of all defenses. My hill.
    don't read the post too long or you might not see me coming up behind you. ;)
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Unbenowst to snyderdsh, there were also mines. After tripping said mine. Snyder found himself on the moon... in a million pieces. I recover from the disease, and plant a flag on the hill, my hill.

  • snydersh
    snydersh
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2014 Posts: 3,495

    Unbenowst to snyderdsh, there were also mines. After tripping said mine. Snyder found himself on the moon... in a million pieces. I recover from the disease, and plant a flag on the hill, my hill.

    poor snyderdsh....luckily, I snydersh, avoided all the mines and was napping while you took the hill. I wake up and take the hill back. My hill. I burn the flag.
    don't read the post too long or you might not see me coming up behind you. ;)
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,051
    edited 5 Jun 2018, 9:11AM
    From the ashes emerged a soulless creature which helped me reclaimed as a penalty for burning down his flag. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I use the second legendary sandal of sandals to destroy the creature. The explosion launches axel off the hill. I recreate the flag and place it in honor of rocks. My hill

  • snydersh
    snydersh
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2014 Posts: 3,495

    I use the second legendary sandal of sandals to destroy the creature. The explosion launches axel off the hill. I recreate the flag and place it in honor of rocks. My hill

    unbeknownst to flint, the recreated flag is devoid of color, so i walk up and accept flint's surrender and banish him from the hill. I take the hill. My hill.
    don't read the post too long or you might not see me coming up behind you. ;)
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I use the power of grayskull to suplex the entire hill. Crushing anyone on it. I carry it away to the sunset....on a treadmill. My hill.

  • snydersh
    snydersh
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2014 Posts: 3,495
    Flint, not learning from my previous mistake now also gets the error message, "Error: Unable to move the hill". Having spent all his energy trying to walk with an unmovable hill on a treadmill he collapses and i take the hill. My hill.
    don't read the post too long or you might not see me coming up behind you. ;)
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I throw a nyan cat at snydersh. He flies away. My hill.

  • Blazing_Darkness
    Blazing_Darkness
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 8,162
    I wander over from the Overwatch custom game Ana Paintball community and proceed to preach the joys of such game. I bore you all to death and claim the hill for myself.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I use sneeze, ejecting you from the hill. My hill.

  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I eradicate Flint with an orbiting laser satellite. My hill.

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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I destroy your laser satelite with a nuke. I also revive myself via a fairy in a jar. I take back my hill. My hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,051
    The nuke did miss it's target and destroyed a moon in the outer solar system. While Flint had an argument about the hill with an innocent Pineapple, I reclaimed the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I politely ask for the hill, and because of my politeness I receive the hill from axel. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I savagely roast Nick for the Hill. Because of my savageness I get the hill. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I place a lifelike cardboard cutout in front of flint, and he roasts the cutout instead of me, allowing me to retain ownership of the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,051
    Flint didn't follow the fire safety recommendations while he roasted the cardboard box which caused a fire to spread to the top of the hill. This incident all of the nearby residents to evacuate from the area while I distinguished the fire together with the fire department. After that, I safely reclaimed the hill. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I also didn't follow regulations when it came to putting out fires. While Axel was climbing the hill, I casted Blizzaga. It pretty much froze everything, including Axel. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I default for a turn and soak in damage done by the blizzaga, I then brave 4x and cast firaga rain, the massive amount of damage done allows me to take the hill. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I had casted life 3 before I died from the fire. I come back to life, Cast Curaja on myself, and proceed to Omnicast Ultima on you. My hill.

  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    I just want to point out we've all been fighting over a hill for 4 months now.
    That is all, carry on.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,051
    After Thane's long motivation speech, I just reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    Axel fails to reclaim the hill, and whilst he laments this, I reclaim it. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    An artillery strike obliterates Thane. I take the hill AND his mountain. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,051
    I make a second attempt to reclaim the hill and this attempt was successful. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    You forgot the "1" you rolled Axel. As you climb the hill to claim it, an antimatter mine from 25 posts ago activates. Send Axel to the moon in a million pieces. My hill.

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