Defend the Hill

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    Because axel forgot to cover up the hole he dug I go through it, using the exact same method to capture the hill. I then cover up the hill and fortify the floor with steel and concrete and add protection against attacks from the air. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    The rain just started and it had an unusual high concentration of salts which caused all your steel to corrode away and your fortress ended up being just a pile of rubble. You on the other hand went to the insurance company to get the building refunded without any success and I took back the hill. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    edited 20 Mar 2018, 3:14PM
    I summon an army of immortal entities known as The Envisioned from The Void and use them to claim the hill and guard it forever. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I banish your immortal army back to the void and place a seal on it so that they can’t return. I then calmly take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    Nick was called recently to a very important meeting and he hurried away to catch it. While the meeting was ongoing, I captured the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I remember that I’m a millennial and decide to follow the stereotype that we Don’t care about anything, so I skip the meeting, but some junk food using money from my stereotypical nonexistent job, retake the hill, and then cue up some Netflix and watch whatever is popular right now. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    Buy some junkfood*

  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    I call upon an army of undead Revenants and Wights from Mordor using Isildur's Ring of Power and claim the hill. My hill.
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  • SansNickel
    SansNickel
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jul 2010 Posts: 4,503
    I push you off the hill. My hill.
    I'm trying other hobbies now. Check out my Youtube Channel.
    Try something new.
    Everything About SansNickel
  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,791
    Using a bunch of earth moving equipment and an array of cargo containers, I dig up the actual whole hill and ship it off to several undisclosed locations, leaving a flat spot behind.

    My hill.

    BP ID: 1038         WC ID: 1476        VC ID: 18589     Tome ID: 3698   

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    Using the Palantir, I learn the new location of the hill and take it over. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    I follow Thane's footsteps and let him do the hard work for me and take the hill. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    edited 13 Apr 2018, 5:47PM
    Surprise, you actually followed the efforts of my imperfect duplicate who I manipulated into doing all the work for me. I follow your footsteps whilst you follow my clone's footsteps. After you take over the hill from my clone, I claim the hill immediately after that. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    I convince Thane's Ghost Mantises to work against him and reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I am in so much awe that SansNickel posted here again that I gain fleeting superhuman strength, and fight off everyone for the hill. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    Yard's super strength did also have negative side effects which caused a heart attack and I could reclaim the hill while Yard is moving to the hospital. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I inject myself with adrenaline and power through it. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    Sorry Yard. You actually accidentally injected yourself with a numbing agent/anesthetic that temporarily knocks you unconcious and leaves you numb for hours after waking up. Whilst Yard is waiting for the effects of the anesthetic to wear off, I claim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    Thane did a huge mistake by sticking himself on the needle that Yard used for the adrenaline injection and he got equally sick as Yard. While Thane is lying on the ground half dead, I capture the hill before I send Thane to a distant hospital. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    The numbness allows me to focus on mental, not physical pursuits, and I transcend to a higher reality, gaining omnipotence. I smite Axel and Thane and claim the hill for eternity. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    edited 5 Apr 2018, 8:06PM
    I eat a Trebor Strong Mint and gain the capacity to strike down ominent being because apparently Trebor Mints have the capacity to grant you such power. I smite Yard in response for him smiting me. I imprison Axel in a maximum security detention centre to keep him out of my way, and cast Yard into the Void and claim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    I use ghost like powers to escape through the prison walls without anyone noticing it, This escape shocked the public and caused a huge dissatisfaction for Thane and then they decided to imprison Thane instead. While Thane is away, I took the opportunity to reclaim the hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    Axel's comment about causing a dissasifaction made no sense and thus the decision to imprison me was reversed. I have Axel imprisoned in a new prison that can contain ghosts. Whilst Axel is returned to jail I reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    I use a teleportation device and use it to teleport out of the prison and reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    I tamper with Axel's teleportation device so he ends up on a totally different hill and claims the wrong instead. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    An accident occurred which caused the hill to get teleported with me to the new location. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    I Shadow Strike to the hills location and have a duel with Axel for control of the hill. I win and he leaves the hill in disgrace to never return.
    I claim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    edited 7 Apr 2018, 6:53PM
    I Shadow Strike to the hills location and have a duel with Axel for control of the hill. I win and he leaves the hill in disgrace to never return.
    I claim the hill. My hill.
    The problem is that you did it to the wrong hill and didn't look carefully enough and did it to Yard and his yard instead. This means that I preserve control over the hill. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    Sorry Axel, but I verified you were the correct target beforehand, thus I did indeed duel you for control of the hill and win.
    My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,065
    The teleportation device you tampered got a mind of its own and teleported you to a distant planet in the observable universe few million lightyears away from the hill. This gave me the opportunity to reclaim the hill. My hill.
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