If you had a job based on your online name, what would some of the responsibilities of that job be?

Thane Mantis
Thane Mantis
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edited 1 Mar 2018, 9:06PM
Stealing more questions from r/askreddit.
Question: If you had a job based on your online name, what would some of the responsibilities of that job be?
Asked by: Vhalok
So everyone, what's your new job?
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,945

    A gardener?

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  • KrisK
    KrisK
    Master Tactician
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,499
    I'd probably be working at a Krispy Kreme.  Like this if you get the reference.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 632
    As a few people around here have reminded me, apparently the first section of my name means "Duke"" (although according to Google it may actually mean chief, which I like better) so I guess I'd be some of kind of mantis leader lol. Mantis revolution anyone?
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
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    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 632
    Yard said:

    A gardener?

    Or a garden. Lol.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,945

    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    A gardener?

    Or a garden. Lol.

    I don't know how to tell you this, Thane, but I don't think that's a job. Lol.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 632
    edited 6 Mar 2018, 11:04PM
    Yard said:
    Yard said:

    A gardener?

    Or a garden. Lol.

    I don't know how to tell you this, Thane, but I don't think that's a job. Lol.

    So the people who've been telling me I could become anything have been lying to me this whole time?!
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,945

    I'm sorry you had to find out this way. On the plus side, you can still become a pineapple separatist revolutionary, which I'm sure was your second choice of career anyway.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 632
    Yard said:

    I'm sorry you had to find out this way. On the plus side, you can still become a pineapple separatist revolutionary, which I'm sure was your second choice of career anyway.

    If I have the support of the pineapple's for the mantis revolution to assist me and my people in securing dominance over the rest of the insect kingdom, sure, I'll join you and become a pineapple revolutionary.
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  • DreamCat
    DreamCat
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2013 Posts: 2,962
    By my Kixeye name, I guess a dream therapist for felines.

    By my Fortnite name, a professional stunt sharpshooter.

    By my Youtube name, a professional author.
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