Defend the Hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I take the hill back as my account had a high post rate in 2017 than the original account made by Thane. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    Axel's weak attempt to seize and control the hill fails miserably, and I launch an invading force using an army of pirates.
    My attack is successful. After forcing Axel to flee under a hail of cannon fire I reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I start a counter attack with 7,004 fearless soldiers and win the battle against Thane the Mantis which results in that I have the power to control the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I remind everyone that I have not reached 1000 posts as of yet and get the hill out of pity. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I push you away from the hill with the power as a Unicorn Overlord. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    I convince Axel to forsake the hill using Jedi Mind Tricks and take the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I will join the dark side and use the dark forces to take over the hill. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I play the Prequels at full volume and everyone leaves. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    I hold Yard's fellow Pineapple revolutionaries hostage until he agree's to hand over the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    While Thane handles the hostages, I capture the hill behind his back. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    A wild tarantula appears and scares Axel and his forces away from the hill. My hill.
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  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,791
    I assemble an assault force of Canadian 'entertainers' with self-contained sound systems and a year's worth of provisions.
    They begin to 'perform' and drive away every living thing within earshot.
    They intend to do a round-the-clock marathon performance.

    Checkmate, Athiests.

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    My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    By your logic No.. Beard, driving away all "living things" within earshot includes you since your a moose, so exploiting this loophole, I dispatch a force of robots to claim the hill in my name. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I send the Hogwarts ghosts to quick out Thane from the hill and take it to my control. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I report the ghosts to the ministry of magic and get them to be removed while I take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I call in the Dementors with the power of the Ministery of Magic to do a Dementor kiss on you so I can take back the hill. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    Ghosts don't scare robots Axel. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I use a patronus to fend off the dementors, and then use an EMP pulse to disable the robots. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    But heat does so I will heat your robots do 1,000,000 Kelvin so chemical bounds for the molecules inside of your robot would break and they are gone. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    As I was slightly after Nick with posting, the power of the hill belongs to me. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I smite axel with the power of Zeus. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I return from the death by using the power of the god and take the hill in the name of god. My hill.
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  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,791
    edited 22 Feb 2018, 8:14PM
    Time for some hardball:

    I recruit the Doctor to use his Tardis to ensure that the parents of Axel L, nick58211, MX36, Yard, and Thane_Mantis (in all of his incarnations) never meet and procreate, eliminating them from all of time-space.

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    My Hill.
    By default.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    edited 22 Feb 2018, 9:23PM
    I will use an unknown power from an unknown universe to return my existence and make the hill to a no go zone for mooses. My hill.
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  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,791
    edited 22 Feb 2018, 9:25PM
    Axel L said:
    I will use an unknown power from an unknown universe to return my existence and make the hill to a no go zone for mooses. My hill.
    You have no "I".
    In fact, there was no 'You' to even make that post.
    For some reason, I am talking to myself.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    The power appeared to be so complex that someone else done it for me so your attempt to remove my existence failed altogether.

    Someone unknown used an unknown power from an unknown universe to return my existence and make the hill to a no go zone for mooses. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    I invoke the rule of the grandfather paradox, hereby making No.. Beards actions an impossibility, lest we get stuck in an eternal paradox loop and cause time and space to fracture and disintergrate... or something. Anyways, using the logic of that paradox in order to avert such disaster, it allows us all to continue existing and letting us continue our battle for dominance over the hill.

    I distract No.. Beard and the doctor by sending the zygons to invade some place whilst I take over the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    Thane has had control of the hill for too long so I kick him out of the throne. My hill.
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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 665
    edited 24 Feb 2018, 1:45AM
    I, through a series of complex mathematical equations and some clever science which I don't have time to explain, relocate the throne upon which Axel has taken from me to another hill and, with a brand new throne, take for myself the original hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,076
    I found an error in the equations which caused the operations to fail altogether. My hill.
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