Defend the Hill

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Yard
Yard
Unicorn Overlord
Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

Since activity has once again declined in this place, I thought I'd bring in a classic game to spark some life: defend the hill.

It works like this: the person above you has the hill, and you have to steal it from them by typing something out, e.g. 'I send a swarm of bees after you forcing you to leave the hill. My hill.'

The next person might say 'I slather you in honey and the bees turn on you. My hill.' And so on and so on.

I'll start. I send in the Navy Seals to capture the hill for me. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 14 Feb 2018, 11:12PM
    I send in my best mantises to defeat your seals and capture the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I send in my disco penguins to overwhelm your mantises and capture the hill. My hill.

  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 13 Apr 2018, 5:39PM
    I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    edited 15 Feb 2018, 5:48AM
    Thane_Mantis said:
    I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.
    I send in Ghost hunters to send the Ghost Mantises into captivity and then capture the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    @Axel L said:
    Thane_Mantis said:
    I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.

    I send in Ghost hunters to send the Ghost Mantises into captivity and then capture the hill. My hill.

    I send in vampires to defeat/convert the Ghost hunters and then capture the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    nick58211 said:

    @Axel L said:
    Thane_Mantis said:
    I call upon my Ghost Mantises to strike down your disco penguins from the shadows and re-capture the hill. My hill.

    I send in Ghost hunters to send the Ghost Mantises into captivity and then capture the hill. My hill.

    I send in vampires to defeat/convert the Ghost hunters and then capture the hill. My hill.

    I feed your vampires with Garlic and capture the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I release a study relating garlic consumption with chronic death syndrome and it's all shipped back to France. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 16 Feb 2018, 2:54AM
    I invade France using an overwhelming force of zombies and claim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    I will offer your zombies a newly developed medication which causes your zombies to freeze permanently to stone so I can seize control of the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I use the medical and scientific community to debunk your medication, making it illegal to use and claim the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    I will rewrite convince the politicians to rewrite the current laws and the make the medication legal for use on zombies and then claim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I slap you with a fish. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    Yard said:

    I slap you with a fish. My hill.

    I throw down a pineapple into the sea so you will get distracted. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 13 Apr 2018, 5:40PM
    I take advantage of the distraction provided by Axel to seize the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    Axel L said:
    Yard said:

    I slap you with a fish. My hill.

    I throw down a pineapple into the sea so you will get distracted. My hill.
    I take advantage of the distraction provided by Axel to seize the hill. My hill.
    I was there first and you feel into my Mantis trap so I could safely take control of the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I stage a protest of your control of the hill and take the hill. My hill.

  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 13 Apr 2018, 5:40PM
    I protest your protest of Axels'c ontrol of the hill and take the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    I send in a convincing statement why I should control of the hill and takes it. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 13 Apr 2018, 5:40PM
    I burn your statement and denounce any and all of your opinions and reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I initiate a counterrevolution and claim the hill in the name of the people. OUR hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    I will see your dictatorship burn and reclaim the hill during the madness. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I start an underground movement and employ guerrilla tactics to reclaim the hill. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 13 Apr 2018, 5:40PM
    I eliminate your guerrilla forces whilst stationing my own militia in the area, using both ground and air forces to secure the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I eat some bacon and take the hill while the others are distracted fighting it out with each other. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    I publish a paper about bacon greatly increases the risk of getting lung cancer and correlated with an early death so I can safely take control of the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I place a worldwide ban on paper(s) after IT was linked to increased lung cancer rates. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    edited 18 Feb 2018, 7:52PM
    I send in a successful appeal and the court decides to place all the previous hill owners except me to a high security prison which results in that I possess the power of the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    My lawyer finds a loophole in the appeal and gets me out prison after which I claim the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    nick58211 said:

    My lawyer finds a loophole in the appeal and gets me out prison after which I claim the hill. My hill.

    I will change the constitution so you return to the prison which results in I having control of the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I use my get out of jail free card, pass go, collect $200 and take the hill. My hill.

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