Bad Advice Thread

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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    Yard said:

    @Axel L said:
    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:

    Thane_Mantis said:

    DreamCat said:
    
    
    
    Yard said:
    
    @Thane_Mantis said:
    
    Yard said:
    

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.
    
    
    
    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.
    
    Advice: someone should start one!
    
    
    
    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    
    Yard already said that. 
    
    Yard said:
    
    Drink milk directly from the cow's udders. Can't beat that freshness!
    
    Award for best bad advice 2017 goes too...
    

    Give me a break man. He said that LITERALLY a year ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

    You mean you don't have a comprehensive database of all my posts? You don't start each day by looking at a good old Yard post and laughing at the inevitable wit and humour that will ensue? You don't print out my posts and stick them under your pillow in the hope that you think about me while you're dreaming?

    I'm honestly offended.

    I think 11.7k posts is a bit extreme to remember by your heart. I have difficulties remembering all my 5.5k posts and that is half of yours.

    To be fair at least 8K of mine must be in the closed-off BYM forums, so the number of accessible posts for me is comparatively tiny.

    R.I.P. to those 8K posts, shame we can't back to the BYM Forums. Why KIXEYE had to delete the old forums is beyond me.
    DreamCat said:
    I don't WANT to remember all of my posts. My first posts were from when I was 14. Those DON'T EXIST.
    Is there something embarrassing in those old posts DC? Is that why you don't want to remember them?
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 5,896
    Axel L said:
    Yard said:

    To be fair at least 8K of mine must be in the closed-off BYM forums, so the number of accessible posts for me is comparatively tiny.

    3k posts are still a bit extreme to remember.
    Axel, you realise he was originally joking right?
    Also, on an completely unrelated note, what on earth is up with those @ tags breaking the post chains?
    I think this is broken quotations from the mobile and nothing else. Can't you remember the post you created that explained how broken the mobile version of the forum was?
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Yard
    Yard
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    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,781

    @DreamCat said:
    I don't WANT to remember all of my posts. My first posts were from when I was 14. Those DON'T EXIST.

    I think I was even younger when I started posting. Although some of it was probably cringeworthy I'd be more interested than anything.

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  • Master of Warring
    Master of Warring
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    Joined Nov 2014 Posts: 3,671
    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:
    I don't WANT to remember all of my posts. My first posts were from when I was 14. Those DON'T EXIST.

    I think I was even younger when I started posting. Although some of it was probably cringeworthy I'd be more interested than anything.

    Started posting on these forums or just forums in general?
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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
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    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    Axel L said:
    Axel L said:
    Yard said:

    To be fair at least 8K of mine must be in the closed-off BYM forums, so the number of accessible posts for me is comparatively tiny.

    3k posts are still a bit extreme to remember.
    Axel, you realise he was originally joking right?
    Also, on an completely unrelated note, what on earth is up with those @ tags breaking the post chains?
    I think this is broken quotations from the mobile and nothing else. Can't you remember the post you created that explained how broken the mobile version of the forum was?
    Yep. I've dished out alot of criticism, and one of my biggest is the sloppily put together mobile forum.
    Piece of crap port. KIXEYE need to revamp it or something.
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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
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    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    edited 2 Nov 2017, 10:20PM
    Yard said:

    I think I was even younger when I started posting. Although some of it was probably cringeworthy I'd be more interested than anything.

    Started posting on these forums or just forums in general?
    I think it was these forums Warring.
    Unrelated, did you (or Void) catch my post in the New Games section about those trademarks. Thoughts if you did?
    Think those trademarks will go anywhere?
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  • PalTheCow
    PalTheCow
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    Joined Mar 2011 Posts: 2,986
    DreamCat said:
    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    Y'all talking about cows?
    Moo
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    PalTheCow said:
    DreamCat said:
    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:
    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!
    Y'all talking about cows?
    Clearly lol.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,781

    @Master of Warring said:
    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:

    I don't WANT to remember all of my posts. My first posts were from when I was 14. Those DON'T EXIST.

    I think I was even younger when I started posting. Although some of it was probably cringeworthy I'd be more interested than anything.

    Started posting on these forums or just forums in general?

    Both, really.

    @PalTheCow said:
    DreamCat said:


    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:

    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!
    

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!

    Y'all talking about cows?

    You're reminding me of the good old days where you couldn't post anywhere without an avalanche of cow puns following you.

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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    Yard said:

    @Master of Warring said:
    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:

    I don't WANT to remember all of my posts. My first posts were from when I was 14. Those DON'T EXIST.

    I think I was even younger when I started posting. Although some of it was probably cringeworthy I'd be more interested than anything.

    Started posting on these forums or just forums in general?

    Both, really.

    @PalTheCow said:
    DreamCat said:


    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:

    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!
    

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!

    Y'all talking about cows?

    You're reminding me of the good old days where you couldn't post anywhere without an avalanche of cow puns following you.

    Wasn't there like an entire thread where Pal posted something critical of something else and then we all unhelpfully started making a cow puns in response? I swear that was a thread at one point.
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  • PalTheCow
    PalTheCow
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    Joined Mar 2011 Posts: 2,986
    Yard said:

    @Master of Warring said:
    Yard said:

    @DreamCat said:

    I don't WANT to remember all of my posts. My first posts were from when I was 14. Those DON'T EXIST.

    I think I was even younger when I started posting. Although some of it was probably cringeworthy I'd be more interested than anything.

    Started posting on these forums or just forums in general?

    Both, really.

    @PalTheCow said:
    DreamCat said:


    Yard said:

    @Thane_Mantis said:

    Yard said:

    Can't beat that freshness!
    

    Yard, real talk, you should trademark this phrase and sell it as a slogan to a milk company.

    I don't know many milk companies that offer it straight from the teat.

    Advice: someone should start one!

    Suck a cow teat! It's the all-natural way to ingest bovine milk!

    Y'all talking about cows?

    You're reminding me of the good old days where you couldn't post anywhere without an avalanche of cow puns following you.

    Stop, you're giving me flashbacks.
    Moo
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    edited 3 Nov 2017, 5:37PM
    PalTheCow said:
    Yard said:

    You're reminding me of the good old days where you couldn't post anywhere without an avalanche of cow puns following you.

    Stop, you're giving me flashbacks.
    Don't have a cow Pal, those puns were all in good fun. :trollface: :trollface:
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  • DreamCat
    DreamCat
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    Joined Apr 2013 Posts: 2,939
    We started at the bottom Otters...

    And we're right back where we started.

    If anyone has a beef with resurfacing these puns, speak now or we'll milk them dry.
  • KrisK
    KrisK
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    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,411
    Planning to eat raw meat, if you're human? Drink an immune boost smoothie before, during, and after eating the meat.
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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
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    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    DreamCat said:
    We started at the bottom Otters...

    And we're right back where we started.
    I'll have you know we're not right back where we started at bottom. We're actually several spots lower then that.
    DreamCat said:
    If anyone has a beef with resurfacing these puns, speak now or we'll milk them dry.
    Milk them dry you say? It seems the steaks have been raised it seems for using these puns. This is going to become udder madness.
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  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
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    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,758
    edited 4 Nov 2017, 2:06AM
    Thane_Mantis said:
    DreamCat said:
    We started at the bottom Otters...

    And we're right back where we started.
    I'll have you know we're not right back where we started at bottom. We're actually several spots lower then that.
    DreamCat said:
    If anyone has a beef with resurfacing these puns, speak now or we'll milk them dry.
    Milk them dry you say? It seems the steaks have been raised it seems for using these puns. This is going to become udder madness.

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  • DreamCat
    DreamCat
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    Joined Apr 2013 Posts: 2,939
    Pal, I hope you don't mind us ribbing you once more.
  • PalTheCow
    PalTheCow
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    Joined Mar 2011 Posts: 2,986

    Why y'all gotta do this to me.
    Moo
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    PalTheCow said:

    Why y'all gotta do this to me.
    Cause its funny. Are you not amoosed with our puns?

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  • DreamCat
    DreamCat
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    Joined Apr 2013 Posts: 2,939
    PalTheCow said:

    Why y'all gotta do this to me.
    Cause its funny. Are you not amoosed with our puns?

    What do you get when you put a cow through a meat grinder?

    ...

    Brahman noodles.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Skilled Warrior
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 305
    DreamCat said:
    PalTheCow said:

    Why y'all gotta do this to me.
    Cause its funny. Are you not amoosed with our puns?

    What do you get when you put a cow through a meat grinder?

    ...

    Brahman noodles.
    What do you call a twitching cow?

    ...

    Beef Jerky.
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