Defend the Hill

  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I open a wormhole to cross the distance back to the hill. I then create a powerful black hole that sucks you into it before collapsing.
    In your permanent absence I claim the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I evict you from the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I mysteriously achieve the impossible and escape the Black Hole with the cost of Thane and Nick landing the the Black Hole. After that, I reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    Since I apparently avoided the black hole, I tunnel under the hill bugs-bunny style and conquer it from within. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    Yards excavtions caused the hill to partially collapse, burying him underground. With Rick and Morty's assistance I escape the black hole. I immediatly return Axel to the Black Hole and reclaim what is left of the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    The Black Hole did evaporate complete before it managed to swallow me with Hawking radiation and I reclaimed the stole the remainders of the hill from Thane. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I befriend the Mole People, who help me reclaim the hill. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I convince the Mole People that the friendship was only to take advantage of them without giving anything in return. Because of this, they got pretty upset and returned the hill to its previous state. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I raise an army of badgers who battle the mole people and win, allowing me and my badger forces to claim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    The Badgers got extinct in the operation and I reclaimed the hill while Thane tries to find them. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    You're all so stunned and delighted by my sudden and totally unexpected return to the forums you all give me the hill.
    My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I close in on your forum post count and reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    You fail to close in on my forum post count Axel, so I still hold the hill. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I get 1 step closer to beating Thane's post count and reclaim the hill at the same time. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I increase my post count allowing me to take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    This rule do only apply to Unicorn Overlord and this caused the hill to return to its previous owner. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    Due to my higher post count, I outrank Axel as Unicorn Overlord, and the hill is actually returned to me. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I bubble Thane's base in WC to reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I distract Axel with a laser pointer and have him abandon the hill to chase it, leaving it open for me to reclaim. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I reflect the laser pointer into your eyes with a mirror, blinding you for 2d8+1 posts. During which time i take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    The laser did also seriously harm the eyes of all forum goers with a posts count of 846 posts and I reclaim the hill while Nick seeks medical attention. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I blind Axel with The Light of Galadriel and reclaim the hill whilst he stumbles around and bumps into walls and stuff. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948
    I pass a law stating that all Thanes must rescind control of their property (including land, and therefore hills). My hill.
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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    The law gets vetoed in the House of Commons and fails to pass, so I retain control of the hill. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I pass it as an international law through the UN, which all countries agree to uphold.

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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    Yard failed to state that the hill was now his, so by default it remains in my possession. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    edited 16 Apr 2018, 4:05PM
    I quietly take the hill while Thane is busy stopping pineapple imports. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I go back in time to the first post on this thread when the hill was mine. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    edited 16 Apr 2018, 8:18PM
    I revert back to the post I created April the 16th 2018 at 5:53pm CEST. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • D.A.V.E slayer
    D.A.V.E slayer
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,632
    I send swarms of D.A.V.E and take back the hill.
    I Quit, but I will still keep my mad guy because I passed 1k souls! YAY!
    :mad:<---- MUST NOT CLICK THE MAD GUY.
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