Defend the Hill

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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    I return from my hiatus with a new found power gained from defeating a balrog, knowledge of acing my OWL’s and an enchanted weapon from the gods after rescuing a captured demigod.

    I then engage in combat with the Ghost Mantises for forty days and 50 nights before finally prevailing over them and taking the hill. My hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I stop the battle and disqualify the participants for breaking the rules and reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    I return from a great quest to drop a magic ring into a volcano, possessing great knowledge after passing my NEWT's with a perfect score and a magic shape-shifting sword returning a stolen lightning bolt to a God.

    I engage Axel in a battle for 50 days and 40 nights and prevail, taking over the hill. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,945

    I don't get the reference. Neither does the hill. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    I explain the references to the hill so it understands.My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I found something that didn't get explained and take my time to explain it. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    I retrieve the ultimate answer from deepthought which I then use to take the hill. My hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I presented a loophole in your arguments which caused you to lose all of you reliability and I reclaimed the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    I sue Axel for control of the hill and win. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I appeal this case to the supreme court and win which grants me control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    I appoint a special counsel to investigate claims of axel colluding with yard for control of the hill, during which I gain control of the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    Your methods has found being illegal and the court decided to return the hill to my control. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    I appeal the courts decision to grant Axel control of the hill and they return the hill to me. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I appeal Thane's appeal to the supreme court and the judges gets to the conclusion that I was right all along which causes me to retain control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Initial_Degeneration
    Initial_Degeneration
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2015 Posts: 2,850

    A new challenger approaches, I.D. Joins the game!

    [Until he forgets about this place again]


  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I_D forgot to take the hill on his visit and I preserved control over it. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Initial_Degeneration
    Initial_Degeneration
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Mar 2015 Posts: 2,850

    I claim this hill in the name of MURICA'


  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I use the inverse function of your operation by reclaiming the hill with the name of ACIRUM. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    I use the transitive property to transfer the mill to my control. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I detected that nick typed hill as mill which is an extremely serious typo and I take the hill to correct the damage that he done. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    I apologize to the hill by building a mill on the hill so that I can fulfill the terms of a government bill so it’s still my hill until someone else tries to claim the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I attempt to claim the hill and succeed in my quest of having control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,945

    There was an error in the latest patch and your quest won't complete. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I apply a hotfix and fix the error to complete my quest by taking the hill without any problems. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    It turns out the hot fix you applied also contained malware that is designed to grant me possession of the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    The malware did contain a bug which caused Nick to be deleted from the database and the backups caused the hill to turn into my control. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    I purge the original Malware planted by nick and insert my own, granting me control of the hill. my hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I found that your code got infected by brain eating bugs which caused your malware yo fail its process with an infinite loading loop. While Thane tried to desperately resolve the problem without any success, I took the hill behind his back. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    In the dead of night, while axel is out on the town, I build a fortress on top of the hill allowing me to repel attacks against the hill and to take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,519
    I construct a tunnel underneath the fortress to control it from the inside and flank Nick which caused Nick to retreat to outer space because of fear. Then, i take my time to capture the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
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