Defend the Hill

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    Just as Axel claimed the hill, I swoop in on a motorbike and take the hill for myself. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I place this sign on top of the hill to make usage of motorbikes illegal on top of the hill.
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    Then I take the hill when Thane moves away his motorbike. My hill
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I destroy your sign using a plasma ray and park my bike back on the hill to claim it. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    The police saw your rude behaviour and and sentenced you to death. Then I use the openness and takes control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I escape prison by bribing some police officers and return to reclaim the hill, and I banish you into the Void through the Door if Night to do so. 
    My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I return from an unexpected direction and scare away Thane so I can reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I return from a different, unexpected direction and scare Axel away so I can reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I make Thane unexpected direction to an expected and none scary direction so Thane fails at his task. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I persuade the hill people to join my cause. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I persuade the hill people to betray you and join my cause. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I send an invite to Thane about a none existing party on the other side of the city. Out of curiosity, Thane checks it out and I capture the hill while he is away. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    Im not a party person, so I go nowhere and retain control of the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    You did still have to dispose the letter which caused you to got to the nearest trash can which caused me to capture the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • VoidMaster
    VoidMaster
    Incursion Leader
    Joined May 2016 Posts: 1,225
    Axel L said:
    While everyone is distracted reading Void's reply, I take the opportunity to capture the hill. My hill.
    There is no "Hill" to take anymore the black hole swallowed it... How you can still claim a hill that isn't there is mindblowing...
    Showing the Voidness of Vega one post at a time.
    *Insert Void photo here*
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    You accidentally took the wrong hill and send it to the doom The hill does still remain which is mine. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • VoidMaster
    VoidMaster
    Incursion Leader
    Joined May 2016 Posts: 1,225
    Axel L said:
    You accidentally took the wrong hill and send it to the doom The hill does still remain which is mine. My hill.
    You can have your own hill, I claim a tower instead my tower.
    Showing the Voidness of Vega one post at a time.
    *Insert Void photo here*
    http://i.imgur.com/80deZPv.png
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
     Whilst Void concerns himself with claiming some random tower, I proceed to make a highly dramatic return to the hill, the sheer awesomeness of which causes Axel to give me the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I make a popcorn trail to the tower which Thane's follows out of curiosity and while Thane has turned his back. I claim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I chase Axel away with a leg of pork and claim the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I use a wolf to feast on the pork and chase away Thane. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 13 Apr 2018, 5:45PM
    I train the wolf to obey me and have him chase you in return whilst I claim the hill. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I revive the hill thread, taking you all by surprise. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I send a virus to infect and take control of the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I take the hill because I can. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    Thane's operation failed due to the fact that the hill was still contaminated with the virus and this caused Thane to get an extremely deadly flue which caused me to take the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Blazing_Darkness
    Blazing_Darkness
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 8,157
    An old mysterious shadow casting forth from a fiery blaze roamed towards the hill. Quite how fire itself could directly cast a shadow was unknown, the very nature of this entity sought to bend the nature of the world to its own. As it neared a deep roar burst out "It was only a phase" and it spontaneously turned into a pink fluffy bunny. Unfortunately everyone else had already vacated the hill so the bunny laid claim to it with its sinister grin before melting back into the fiery existence of its previous form.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    The day emerged and all signs of the incident disappeared without any marks and I preserve control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    The night arrived once more, and from the darkness sprung my Ghost Mantises once more to allow me to claim the hill. My hill...
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,024
    I send in a squad of Ghost Hunters equipped with vacuum cleaners designed for trapping ghosts and then reclaim the hill at midnight. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    Axe;'s attempt to capture my Ghost Mantises' fails, so I retain control of the hill. My hill.
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