Defend the Hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I start to develop nuclear weaponry and use it to threat the person who has control of the hill so I can control the hill again. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I apply sanctions to Axel to attempt to prevent him from developing Nuclear Weapons and take the hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    The nuclear weaponry is already fully functional with no design flaws and I use there raw power to blast away the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 18 Feb 2018, 10:50PM
    I rewind time all the way back to the point where I first invaded with my mantises and claimed the hill from Yard and apply sanctions from then on to prevent you from ever acquiring functional Nuclear Weaponry, whilst also stationing additional defences using my Ghost Mantises and zombies to help me retain the hill. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I reveal that that was a fake hill all along, and I have the real hill, right over here! My hill.

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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I walk to the top of the hill and take a nap, somehow claiming the hill in my sleep. My hill.

  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I quickly and quietly relocate Nick58211 in his sleep to Yard's fake hill and claim the real hill. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I change a line of code which defines the location of the hill to another hill and claim it. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 19 Feb 2018, 3:07PM
    Axel's reckless code editing causes the complex simulation needed for the hill to exist to encounter a fatal error and crash. I correct the error, and perform a system reboot, causing the hill to return to its previous location. To be sure this does not happen again I break Axel's and reclaim the hill for myself. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I get a new keyboard and use a teleport command to teleport the hill to my own location. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 19 Feb 2018, 3:09PM
    I cast Axel's new keyboard into the fires of Mt. Doom, disable keyboard commands such as teleportation, I kick Axel from the server and reclaim the hill for myself through clever misdrection and an ingenious use of ventriloquism. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I modify Thane's memory and then hack into the server so I can reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I add a hidden file into the server database with the following code in it:

    While(true==true)
    {
    If(hillOwner!=nick58211)
    hillOwner=nick58211;
    }
    return hillOwner;

    My hill.

  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I tip off the FBI to arrest anyone making programming references. While you're all rotting in jail, I frolic on the hill. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I will break out of the jail by breaking the energy principle and make the prison door disappear. Then, I will eliminate all pineapples in sight which means that the hill is mine. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I place pineapples all around the hill faster than they can be eliminated preventing the hill from being taken. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I will convince Häxan Surtant to make every pineapple in the world disappear which implies that I possess the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 19 Feb 2018, 7:31PM
    Through use of spatial manipulation and some wibbly wobbly timey-wimey stuff I also break out of prison and create my own special file on the server to claim ownership of the hill.

    main()
    //This implies that the one, true owner of the hill, is in fact Thane_Mantis
    hill_owner = Thane_Mantis;

    //This module is meant to check the ownership of the hill to ensure ownership is correctly assigned
    if hill_owner = Thane_Mantis;
        {
        //This block of code tells the server to do nothing if the hill is rightfully owned by Thane_Mantis
        then = do nothing;
        {
        false;
        //This block of code runs if the hill, for whatever reason, does not remain in control of Thane_Mantis
        if hill_owner != Thane_Mantis;
        then return hill_ownership to Thane_Mantis;
        print "My Hill!";
        }
    My hill!
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I invade the hill with assistance from a virus which will erase the dangerous code written by Thane and make me to the only true owner of the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I beat Axel in a boxing match and claim the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I placed a bet on the boxing match between thane and axel which would give me control of the hill if thane won. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I buried the old boxing rules in a nearby graveyard and rewritten few new rules which causes me to win the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    edited 20 Feb 2018, 3:00PM
    I resurrected the old boxing rules and had them strike down and consume Axel's new rules, whilst also blackmailing Nick into leaving the hill and turning ownership of it over to me. My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    The old rules got corrupted by a random error which caused Thane to lose status as hill owner and I took the opportunity to reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    A sudden viral outbreak forces Axel to abandon the hill, leaving it unattended, letting me reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I play a game of Pandemic 2. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    A super deadly fictional epidemic broke which scared away the previous hill owner which left the hill open for me. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I play a game of Plague Inc. My Hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,005
    I cut off the power supply so Thane cannot play his games at the top of the hill anymore. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 653
    I send a hoard of enslaved spiders after Axel to chase him away from my generator and resume playing my game. My hill.
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