Defend the Hill

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I take up a katana and a vinch crystal staff. I single handedly take on the undead. I succeed, and get to hold the hill, my hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    edited 17 Oct 2018, 5:26AM
    I decision has been made by the local law enforcement agencies which has few consequences. Firstly, the hill has changed ownership to the new owner Axel L. Secondly, the decision is final and cannot be completely or partially appealed. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I go into the local law enforcement agency building with 2 M-16s and a rambo headband and completely clear the place out. With no pesky police here to stop me, I take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    The office was located at the wrong hill. Over here at the other side of the river is the true hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Oh, you mean the hill I just nuked?

    Heh, oops. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    The explosion was too small to cause any noticeable damage to the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I purge the necromancer that revived the unicorns, this causes the zombie unicorns to dissolve into dust, making them Unrevivable for the remainder of time. This leaves me with no opposition to take the hill. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Timelines have colided, And now I see a good opportunity to take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I send in the legendary Spartan John 117 to capture the hill for me and use him as an additional defense for the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Blazing_Darkness
    Blazing_Darkness
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 8,161
    I distract you all with a hoard of people doing the terrible Fortnite dances. My hill.
    TOME Name: Blaze    Favourite Guardians: Osric (Pusher), Malbus (Tank), Talia (Slayer), Erebus (Tactician)
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I don't play Fortnite => I'm unaffected. => The hill is still mine.

    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Blazing_Darkness
    Blazing_Darkness
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 8,161
    Everyone is too busy with Christmas.
    My hill.
    TOME Name: Blaze    Favourite Guardians: Osric (Pusher), Malbus (Tank), Talia (Slayer), Erebus (Tactician)
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    Merry Christmas and welcome back to the forums Blazing_Darkness!

    While, he is preparing to return the favor with some Christmas wishes, I take the opportunity to reclaim the hill.

    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 4,017
    Axel L said:
    Merry Christmas and welcome back to the forums Blazing_Darkness!

    While, he is preparing to return the favor with some Christmas wishes, I take the opportunity to reclaim the hill.

    My hill.
    I utilize the scrooge op to bomb you off of the hill in a holiday themed fashion

    my hill
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    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I send in an army of angry snowmen on top of the hill to scare off potential present spammers.
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    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 4,017
    Axel L said:
    I send in an army of angry snowmen on top of the hill to scare off potential present spammers.
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    My hill.
    I retreat into Eastern horde territory and gain their assistance in combating your snowmen

    my hill
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    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I do finally send in the Kondor to crush anything on top of the hill.

    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 4,017
    Axel L said:
    I do finally send in the Kondor to crush anything on top of the hill.

    My hill.
    ironstrike flak tanks make a mockary of your kondor

    my hill.
    Image result for free to play vs pay to win gif

    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    nametagg0 said:
    Axel L said:
    I do finally send in the Kondor to crush anything on top of the hill.

    My hill.
    ironstrike flak tanks make a mockary of your kondor

    my hill.
    The Flak Tank got originally developed by Armored Corps and released in operation Rolling Thunder (Sep 2012) which means that you are wrong and failed to claim the hill.

    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 4,017
    Axel L said:
    nametagg0 said:
    Axel L said:
    I do finally send in the Kondor to crush anything on top of the hill.

    My hill.
    ironstrike flak tanks make a mockary of your kondor

    my hill.
    The Flak Tank got originally developed by Armored Corps and released in operation Rolling Thunder (Sep 2012) which means that you are wrong and failed to claim the hill.

    My hill.
    you fail to remember that the flak tank was purpose built to stop the kondor and thus underestimate the armored corps' advance



    my hill
    Image result for free to play vs pay to win gif

    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    nametagg0 said:
    Axel L said:
    nametagg0 said:
    Axel L said:
    I do finally send in the Kondor to crush anything on top of the hill.

    My hill.
    ironstrike flak tanks make a mockary of your kondor

    my hill.
    The Flak Tank got originally developed by Armored Corps and released in operation Rolling Thunder (Sep 2012) which means that you are wrong and failed to claim the hill.

    My hill.
    you fail to remember that the flak tank was purpose built to stop the kondor and thus underestimate the armored corps' advance



    my hill
    It's a fogy day and the Kondor can't be seen which meant that every single Flak Tank missed the target and got destroyed by the bombs from the Kondor.

    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 4,017
    Axel L said:
    nametagg0 said:
    Axel L said:
    nametagg0 said:
    Axel L said:
    I do finally send in the Kondor to crush anything on top of the hill.

    My hill.
    ironstrike flak tanks make a mockary of your kondor

    my hill.
    The Flak Tank got originally developed by Armored Corps and released in operation Rolling Thunder (Sep 2012) which means that you are wrong and failed to claim the hill.

    My hill.
    you fail to remember that the flak tank was purpose built to stop the kondor and thus underestimate the armored corps' advance



    my hill
    It's a fogy day and the Kondor can't be seen which meant that every single Flak Tank missed the target and got destroyed by the bombs from the Kondor.

    My hill.
    hornet drones are sent to intercept your kondor

    my hill
    Image result for free to play vs pay to win gif

    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    The headlight fluid levels are low for the Hornets which meant that the operation could not start and I manage to successfully claim the hill.

    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    Record breaking temperatures has been measured today of 320 Kelvins which caused every single penguin to die due to the weather conditions. This meant that the operation failed and I continue to have full control over the hill.

    My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 956
    Axel L said:
    Record breaking temperatures has been measured today of 320 Kelvins which caused every single penguin to die due to the weather conditions. This meant that the operation failed and I continue to have full control over the hill.

    My hill.
    Global Warming.

    My hill.
    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
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    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 4,017
    Axel L said:
    Record breaking temperatures has been measured today of 320 Kelvins which caused every single penguin to die due to the weather conditions. This meant that the operation failed and I continue to have full control over the hill.

    My hill.
    Global Warming.

    My hill.
    i bide my time for the next hundred thousand years creating the perfect snow gear, then resurface in the midst of an ice age

    my hill
    Image result for free to play vs pay to win gif

    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • daniel tomasini
    daniel tomasini
    Greenhorn
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 2
    ugh they should make it so u can kill enemy ships
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,698
    I ask Jack Sparrow politely to reclaim the hill for me and the request got accepted. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • MantisTobogganMD
    MantisTobogganMD
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined Sep 2015 Posts: 186
    I lure Johnny Depp away with lots of bracelets and weird jewelry, leaving the hill undefended. My hill.
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