Defend the Hill

  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Incursion Leader
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 1,140
    I use the gravity of the moon to slingshot around and back to the earth. I slam into you and blast you into a crater. I shovel dirt into the crater and remake the hill once again. My hill.
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  • daniel tomasini
    daniel tomasini
    Greenhorn
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 3
    hell yeah bud

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    An earthquake caused the hill to once again turn into a flat surface and then I designate another nearby hill as the true hill. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178
    The earthquake caused four certain crystals to choose a random person to be an RPG protaginist. That person happened to be me. I proceed to gain a plathera of new abilities. I take the hill after saving the world from a cloud. My hill.
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    edited 20 Sep 2018, 2:52PM

    I discover the secret powers of the four nines and reclaim the hill for an eternity.
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    My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I break the 4 nine limit and get five nines. You cannot hope to stand against mine! My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    The attempt due to too low forum post count. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I obtain the Mod buster. It is extremely effective against Mods that brag about their post count. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    The weapon got proven to be ineffective against my powers.
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    My hill.
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  • Hyperius
    Hyperius
    Moderator
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 12,121
    Axel L said:
    The weapon got proven to be ineffective against my powers.
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    My hill.
    I overpower you. My hill.

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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Mom said that it was my turn to take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    I reclaim the hill in preparation for conquering Hyperius. My hill.
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  • Hyperius
    Hyperius
    Moderator
    Joined Dec 2011 Posts: 12,121
    Axel L said:
    I reclaim the hill in preparation for conquering Hyperius. My hill.
    I am tipped off about your preparations. I launch a full-scale invasion to crush you while you sleep. My hill.

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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    I was fully awake when the invasion started which caused an epic failure for the invader. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I use a certain neclear reactor from page 3 to overload the war machines in the area. This allows me to take the hill using daedelus's storm bow and some holy arrows. My hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    The nuclear regulator commission shut down your reactor due to not being in par with the current safety standards and you got fined with legal charges. While the legal process takes place, I reclaim the hill. My hill.
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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    I notice that this thread has been quiet for a few days and revive it. The hill thanks me for remembering it and grants me ownership. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    The ownership got rejected due to violations to the second degree of the constitution for hill control. When a request to control the hill has been rejected, the 3rd paragraph in the second degree stats that the hill change control to the highest ranked candidate which happened to be me. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I finally finish the trial and get out without paying dime due to the fact that Axel never receded ownership of the plant. He proceeds to get sued instead of me. My hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    I appeal the case in accordance to chapter 8 in the Hill Defense act which states that ownership of the hill should always be decided at the highest level if a conflict occurs. The jurisdictional section of the government decided that I was the best fitted candidate for hill control and that the case cannot be appealed under any circumstances.

    My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Well then, I'll just blow your head off then. Can't take a hill if your head is detached from your body. My hill.

  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Incursion Leader
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 1,140
    You forgot about the other head. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Isn't that what extra-large red-hot Katanas are for? My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    I discover that I have secret healing abilities and heal the wounds from previous battles and then start a unicorn invasion against the hill. The invasion lead to success and I reclaimed the hill. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    I switch the physics of the universe so that Unicorns cannot exist. This enables me to keep the hill. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 937

    As flint has erased all unicorns from the universe he broke one of the fundamental laws of the universe, that information can not be destroyed. The universe then expels him as punishment. This leave the hill without owner, I then peacefully take the hill. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    Except Axel broke that rule first by creating unicorns, so I just fixes the universe. The universe is so greatful that it allows me control of the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    The men who are skilled enough to belong the title of being a Unicorn Overlord has the powers to break the physics and summon a unicorn army without breaking the universe.

    Now, I summon a new Unicorn army and reclaim the hill once again. My hill.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 178

    An army of rednecks appear, and fight the unicorns for control of the hill. They kill each other, leaving no survivors. I look around, shrug, and take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 11,096
    The unicorns will reanimate upon death as Zombie Unicorns and reinvade the hill once again. This invasion got proved to be a success and I reclaimed the hill. My hill.
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