Defend the Hill

  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    I take down Liberty Prime with evil communism. My hill.

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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    As all of yard's pineapple minions starve to death under communism, I Invade commanding the US army, which has well fed, strong, and experieced soldiers . After a couple weeks of campaigning, I take over the hill, and replace evil. Communism with Neutral Capitalism (Political Stupidity intensifies). My hill.

  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948

    Pineapples only need glorious sunlight to thrive. My (still communist) hill.

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  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 3,420
    ater years of development an orbiting wall is constructed to cut off the continent holding pineapples from sunlight, my hill.
    Image result for free to play vs pay to win gif

    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    I call down a meteor strike. This causes the wall the be destroyed, and thr remaining asteroides and debris to rain down on the pineapples, I take the hill useing the Meowmere. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I reveal that you were fighting over a fake hill inside a simulation this entire time, while I’ve been managing the real hill irl. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    Deus ex MACHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    edited 25 Jul 2018, 9:19PM
    Onyx is dead which means that the hill goes over to the second person on the list.

    Persons to have control over the hill
    1. Onyx
    2. 5083b40d35cf36cc55000015
    3. ...
    The second person on the list appears to be me. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nametagg0
    nametagg0
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jan 2016 Posts: 3,420
    Axel L said:
    Onyx is dead which means that the hill goes over to the second person on the list.

    Persons to have control over the hill
    1. Onyx
    2. 5083b40d35cf36cc55000015
    3. ...
    The second person on the list appears to be me. My hill.
    i find a loophole in your list`s bureaucracy to get my name to be on top, my hill
    Image result for free to play vs pay to win gif

    "the optimist looks up and loses his footing.
      the pessimist looks down and loses the path
      the strategist looks forward and adjusts accordingly" 
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    edited 25 Jul 2018, 10:13PM
    nametagg0 said:
    Axel L said:
    Onyx is dead which means that the hill goes over to the second person on the list.

    Persons to have control over the hill
    1. Onyx
    2. 5083b40d35cf36cc55000015
    3. ...
    The second person on the list appears to be me. My hill.
    i find a loophole in your list`s bureaucracy to get my name to be on top, my hill
    I'm sorry to say that you are 3rd on the list and not 2nd.
    1. Onyx
    2. kxid: 5083b40d35cf36cc55000015
    3. kxid: 4ad80e627e4f482fb77f8e52
    4. ...
    Here is also the proof that I'm 2nd on the list.


    As it currently stands, I'm still alive and I continue to have control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    As it still stands, I am still standing on the hill with an army. So until Axel can get me off of his hill, it mine. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    The army failed to protect the hill from a cockroach invasion which caused Flint to flee and I reclaimed the hill. Then, I used a magic glass ball in order to cause all cockroaches on top of the hill to disappear. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I give an offering to the lord of the hill that is so great that the lord of the hill gives me ownership of the hill. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    I snipe both axel and nick as they make the exchange. This enables me to take the hill. My hill.

    Also, cockroaches. really?

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    The offer was accepted and allowed me to survive the attack from the assassin and gained me the superpower to have control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    I use the Ultimate Nullifier to disable axel. This allows me to take da hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    A failure with the central computer caused the operation to fail and Flint got permanently deleted from the memory database. This cause the attempt to fail and I continue to have control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    With me gone erased, the system begins to bug out due to the fact that my deletion causes a distortion in the space/time continuum.

    This causes a backup file to activate, causing me to be restored to save the system from being destroyed. The system alsi deems axel as a threat since he inadvertedly tried to destroy it. The system ejects axel from the hill. And I proceed to take his place. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I manually restore the system to an earlier backup, before flint came here, in which I was the owner of the hill. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    I remember the events that had occured before the backup and am thus able to outwit everyone. My nefound knowledge enables me to take the hill. My hill.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 933

    I outwit your strategy’s by using a simple, random attack strategy. This drives everyone off the hill through my relentless attacks thus allowing me to take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,023
    I buy a lottery ticket and managed to win the jackpot which is permanent control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
    The day has come and I'm finally beyond the 10k mark. https://www.kixeye.com/forum/discussion/745288
  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 866
    Debt Collectors repossess the hill from you and auction its right's off. I win the auction for rights to the hill. My hill.
    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
    Home Sector: 21                                          Ship Design Discussion Group (Open to all): https://www.facebook.com/groups/118022991724717/
    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    I crash the Auction with a squad a KV's. I proceed to take the hill because I'm the guy with the big guns. My hill.

  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 866
    I emit a Cordolaine signal which excites the copper atoms in bullets and causes their expansion within the gun barrels, jamming your big guns. I retake the hill from you because your guns don't work anymore. My hill.

    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
    Home Sector: 21                                          Ship Design Discussion Group (Open to all): https://www.facebook.com/groups/118022991724717/
    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    Conventional Guns may not work, but a group of conquistadors will. My hill.

  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 866
    edited 10 Aug 2018, 4:51PM
    Global Warming makes your conquistadors sweat to death in their metal armor. My hill.
    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
    Home Sector: 21                                          Ship Design Discussion Group (Open to all): https://www.facebook.com/groups/118022991724717/
    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    A remote bombardment knocks out the cordolaine signal. With conventional weapons working again, I easily claim the hill. My hill.

  • Cyanide Sandwich
    Cyanide Sandwich
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Feb 2012 Posts: 866
    I use Asgard beaming technology to beam the hill out from under your feet. My hill.
    Battle Pirates
    In-game name: Cyanide Sandwich              
    Home Sector: 21                                          Ship Design Discussion Group (Open to all): https://www.facebook.com/groups/118022991724717/
    KIXEYE logic is the only logic and you ain't never logic'd till you've KIXEYE logic'd.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Minor Nuisance
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 145

    Error: cannot move hill.
    These infamous lines shall be a pain to you for eternity. My hill.

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