Defend the Hill

  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    The mountain is mine and mine alone, no one can claim it from me. My mountain.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    @Thane Mantis said:
    The mountain is mine and mine alone, no one can claim it from me. My mountain.

    Oh ok then... But I did climb the top of it, and the view is amazing! Also, you have some weird cultists worshipping a bagel... Might want that checked out...

    BTW, My hill.

  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,786
    I find a Little Train Engine that seems to want to climb hills.
    I climb on.

    I think it can...

    I think it can...

    I think it can...

    I think it can...

    It did It!

    It climbed the hill through the power of positive thinking.


    My Hill.



    BP ID: 1038         WC ID: 1476        VC ID: 18589     Tome ID: 3698   

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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    The little train was blasted by CNN media, making it depressed. It proceeds to go home and cry in bed...

    I take the hill with the power of.... um.... stuff. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    CNN media got bankrupted after being found to be guilty of publishing fake news to the public. While the public was still shocked by the incidents, I reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,945

    I broadcast pineapple propaganda to the citizens of the world, convincing them to take the hill in my name. My hill.

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  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    edited 28 Jun 2018, 10:26PM

    Oh ok then... But I did climb the top of it, and the view is amazing! Also, you have some weird cultists worshipping a bagel... Might want that checked out...

    BTW, My hill.

    Both are fine by me, as long as you leave my mountain alone. I hope you enjoyed the view. Be careful on the way down. My mountain.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    Thane's mountain did fall into a sinkhole and disappear forever. Then, I reclaim the hill from Yard as recent scientific studies has showed that pineapples will cause severe brain disease which caused the public to lose interest of the propaganda. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane Mantis
    Thane Mantis
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Jul 2017 Posts: 634
    The mountain is fine, it cannot be destroyed by any means. My mountain.
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  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    The sinkhole that struck thane's mountain was reflected, and opened up under axel, he was swallowed by it. I take the hill and praise the bagel gods. My hill.

  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    ^I HAVE THE 400th REPLY WITH MA HILL BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII^
    gasps for breath
    Ok bye.

  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 897

    I eat a piece of toast, which is so random that everyone gets distracted. During that time I take the hill. My hill.

  • snydersh
    snydersh
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2014 Posts: 3,329
    nick58211 said:

    I eat a piece of toast, which is so random that everyone gets distracted. During that time I take the hill. My hill.

    the toast was burnt and as you wash your mouth to get rid of the bad taste i take the hill. My hill.
    don't read the post too long or you might not see me coming up behind you. ;)
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    I use the burnt toast to craft an insane weapon. It is so insane it enables me to takw the hill, my hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    The weapon couldn't be crafted as one of the main ingredients for the crafting receptie for weapons using bunt toast was missing and the crafting receptie requires a 4x4 Crafting Table which hasn't been introduced yet. As the weapon couldn't get created for world domination, I reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    I install a mod that enables me to build a 4x4 crafting table. Thus, it enables me to use burned toast to create the lengendary staff toastiness. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    The lengendary staff toastiness was a complete failure as one of the essential crafting ingredients wasn't used in the crafting process. The special ingredient was the Philosopher's Stone which got destroyed few years ago due to an accident. As the weapon failed to work, I managed to preserve control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    Who needs magic when you can use some fancy tech! I use a Photon blaster to vaporize Axel instantaniously. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    I use a fancy mirror and reflect back the attack back to the sender and receive the "Return to the Sender" achievement. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    I dodge the reflected photon using advanced prediction algorithems. I proceed to take the hill by spamming memes in Axel's email. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    The spam filter activated and send all the memes to the trash can. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    While the filter was moving the memes to the trash, your computer program was taken along, your computer proceeds to disappear. This causes axel to be unable to post anything until he gets a new computer. Until then, my hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    My computer has been repaired and additional security measurements has been taken against these problems. With my improved computer, I reclaim the hill by publishing this post. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    I randomly come out of nowhere with a Katana. I slice the computer and Axel in half. This enables me to take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    Poor fellow who didn't realize that I was 1 step ahead and placed a soulless dummy as a distraction. The hill is still safely at my grip. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    I gave the dummy a soul. It proceeds to Hunt Down and kill Axel. This enables me to take the hill. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    The dummy didn't have a heart which could contain the soul which meant that the freedom was short lasting for the creature. There wasn't even enough time for the creature to start the hunt before it returned to be frozen in stone. This meant that the capture process of the hill was an epic failure and I continue to have control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • snydersh
    snydersh
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2014 Posts: 3,329
    I bring my Prophet tank to liberate the hill and kill axel.....but it dies before it manages to shoot and axel retains the hill. Axel's hill.
    don't read the post too long or you might not see me coming up behind you. ;)
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 9,517
    edited 8 Jul 2018, 5:24PM
    I use the Prophet boss with an improved secondary attack as power as the main gun as an additional defense for my hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Flint Hodges
    Flint Hodges
    Potential Threat
    Joined May 2018 Posts: 82

    I use Liberty Prime to secure the hill. My hill.

    Btw, really Snydersh? If you are going to shoot someone, don't screw up at the last second. You screw up in the first few so you can improvise.

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