Defend the Hill

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    edited 16 Apr 2018, 8:23PM
    D.A.V.E. got countered by the power of Harbinism. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I conquer the hill with the unstoppable Korath. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    The weather has started to get colder recently and Korath cooled down back to a stone. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    Korath has an unstoppable fiery core of lava and magma, and is inaffected by the cold weather. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    On the other hand, a curse landed on Koarth which cause him to be frozen inside of a bewitched ice block that cannot melt. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    Snake eyes Axel, the spell fails to effect. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,789
    I go down to the Land Registry office and do a title search.

    It turns out that the deed to the hill is in my name.

    So, I politely ask all of you to stay off my property.

    My hill.

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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I ignore your request and begin squatting on the hill. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,789
    edited 18 Apr 2018, 3:57PM
    I calmly walk up to you and threaten to turn you into Inland Revenue or the IRS for tax evasion.
    I am an informer, so they like me, and you cannot return the threat.


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    Your call.

    If I were you, I'd get off the hill!

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  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I pay my taxes and then hand No.. Beard over to the Canadian Police for buying too much stuff using just coins. (Yes, that is a real law in Canada apparently.) Whilst No.. Beard is being arrested, I have the Land Registry office transfer control of the hill to me. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 936

    I get thane arrested in Indiana for catching fish with his bare hands. (Yes that’s a law) during his time in jail I take the hill. My hill.

  • D.A.V.E slayer
    D.A.V.E slayer
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,632
    off topic: I really miss BYM. Someone recommend a similar game to me pls
    I Quit, but I will still keep my mad guy because I passed 1k souls! YAY!
    :mad:<---- MUST NOT CLICK THE MAD GUY.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    off topic: I really miss BYM. Someone recommend a similar game to me pls
    Yunno I think this is the longest a thread has ever gone in Off_Topic without going Off Topic.
    Should we all be proud for that? Or ashamed of ourselves? Lol.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I get released early due to good behavrious and get Nick arrested for weaking a fake moustache in a church in Alabama due to it causing lafter. (Yes, that is a law.) During his time in jail I claim the hill. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • D.A.V.E slayer
    D.A.V.E slayer
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Apr 2012 Posts: 2,632
    off topic: I really miss BYM. Someone recommend a similar game to me pls
    Yunno I think this is the longest a thread has ever gone in Off_Topic without going Off Topic.
    Should we all be proud for that? Or ashamed of ourselves? Lol.
    Sorry for ruining the streak lol. So you got any suggestions?
    I Quit, but I will still keep my mad guy because I passed 1k souls! YAY!
    :mad:<---- MUST NOT CLICK THE MAD GUY.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    edited 19 Apr 2018, 3:39AM
    off topic: I really miss BYM. Someone recommend a similar game to me pls
    Yunno I think this is the longest a thread has ever gone in Off_Topic without going Off Topic.
    Should we all be proud for that? Or ashamed of ourselves? Lol.
    Sorry for ruining the streak lol.
    Ah, don't worry about it. Its a running joke around here how threads in O_T tend go Off Topic lol, and usually quite quickly. It was practically inevitable. Though I am impressed we made it to around 10 and a half pages before it finally happened lol. That's a record for us lol.
    So you got any suggestions?
    Nope, sorry. Backyard Monsters seemed to be an almost wholly unique game as far as I can think of. Maybe Clash of Clans could maybe make a good substitute? Gameplay from what I recall seemed vaguely similar. That's the best I can come up with Im afraid. If you ever find a good substitute, let me know so I can check it out. Good luck with the search man.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    While Thane is totally distracted with a discussion about BYM with D.A.V.E slayer, I reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Yard
    Yard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Nov 2010 Posts: 11,948
    edited 19 Apr 2018, 8:31PM
    off topic: I really miss BYM. Someone recommend a similar game to me pls
    Hey Dave, just quoting this to ping your email so you know I've seen your message. Long time no see!

    Edit: Y'know, I think I actually got this 'Defend the Hill' game from the original BYM forums. Things have come full circle.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    Yard forgot to capture his hill while explaining the history of the game called "Defend the Hill". This was a fatal mistake by him and I preserve control over the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I vandalise Axel's car, and whilst he's getting the graffiti removed I claim the hill. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    The process of cleaning up the graffiti and repairing the car was surprisingly quick which caused Thane to only have control over the hill for 4 minutes before I recaptured it. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    Unfortunately for Axel, he had an accident in his car whilst driving to claim the hill, which sent him to hospital, so I retain control of the hill.
    My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 936

    I capture the hill during the time it takes for the gif in thane’s signature to play (It’s quite long), my hill.

  • Thane_Mantis
    Thane_Mantis
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Dec 2012 Posts: 8,259
    I use my badass ninja skills that I learned from that gif to best Nick and claim the hill. My hill.
    Me on my day's off...
    Thane_Mantis
  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,789
    I unleash a bull.
    It immediately goes after the red ninja dude and flips him around for a while before chasing him off.

    meanwhile, empty hill.
    My hill.
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  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    I see that Thane has returned to the universe of being forum banned and I take the liberty to reclaim the hill while everyone else gets shocked by Thane's early grave. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
    Unicorn Overlord
    Joined Jun 2010 Posts: 3,789
    Axel L said:
    I see that Thane has returned to the universe of being forum banned and I take the liberty to reclaim the hill while everyone else gets shocked by Thane's early grave. My hill.
    Thane was no longer in possession f the hill, therefore your action was voided.

    Still my hill.

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  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 936

    I find no..beard a beard and give it to him, i then gain possession of the hill while he tries to adjust to living life with a beard. My hill.

  • Axel L
    Axel L
    WC Mod
    Joined Mar 2013 Posts: 10,184
    edited 27 Apr 2018, 6:10PM
    To revenge Nick for the dislike he gave me and reclaim the hill. My hill.
    Video games don't cause violence, lag does.
  • nick58211
    nick58211
    Strike-force Captain
    Joined Sep 2014 Posts: 936

    I apologize for the dislike and explain that the mobile version of the forums is annoying. I then remove the dislike and reclaim the hill. My hill

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