Bad Advice Thread

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DreamCat
DreamCat
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Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

I'll start:

1. If you're bored, get a snack.

2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.


  • lomolife1174
    lomolife1174
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    edited 18 Nov 2016, 8:27PM
    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.
    This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 
  • DreamCat
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    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.
    This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 
    That ship sailed a long time ago.

    7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.
  • Yard
    Yard
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    Play BP, the build and repair times are totally reasonable.
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  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    edited 18 Nov 2016, 11:16PM
    Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.
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  • No..Beard
    No..Beard
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    edited 19 Nov 2016, 12:28AM
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    The yellow snow tastes best.



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  • Than3_Mantis
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    edited 19 Nov 2016, 1:48AM
         
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  • Than3_Mantis
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    Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

    The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

    If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

    Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.
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  • Master of Warring
    Master of Warring
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    All this, seems legit.  ;)
     #Kixeyelogic  http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Derp         "Only a farmer's base can endure the invaders of beyond" - Voidonymous
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  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    All this, seems legit.  ;)
    Course it is. We're all very reputable sources of information after all lol, especially the cat.
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  • Master of Warring
    Master of Warring
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    All this, seems legit.  ;)
    Course it is. We're all very reputable sources of information after all lol, especially the cat.
    and extra-specially the living moose image searcher
     #Kixeyelogic  http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Derp         "Only a farmer's base can endure the invaders of beyond" - Voidonymous
    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
    (")_(" ) signature to help him gain world domination
      image  "0% damage means the game is broken."   - Paul Preece
  • lomolife1174
    lomolife1174
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    edited 19 Nov 2016, 2:20AM
    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    1. If you're bored, get a snack.

    2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

    3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

    4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

    5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.


    DreamCat said:
    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.
    This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 
    That ship sailed a long time ago.

    7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.
    Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.
    No..Beard said:
    Image result for yellow snow
    The yellow snow tastes best.



    Image result for bears ticklish
    All Bears are ticklish! Try it!


    Image result for bad advice



    Image result for bad advice



    Image result for vote trump
         
    Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

    The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

    If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

    Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.
    ^ I do not associate with any of you. ^
    All this, seems legit.  ;)
    I hope you're not trying to become a Moderator like I am. 
  • Master of Warring
    Master of Warring
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    Joined Nov 2014 Posts: 3,671
    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    1. If you're bored, get a snack.

    2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

    3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

    4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

    5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.


    DreamCat said:
    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.
    This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 
    That ship sailed a long time ago.

    7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.
    Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.
    No..Beard said:
    Image result for yellow snow
    The yellow snow tastes best.



    Image result for bears ticklish
    All Bears are ticklish! Try it!


    Image result for bad advice



    Image result for bad advice



    Image result for vote trump
         
    Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

    The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

    If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

    Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.
    ^ I do not associate with any of you. ^
    All this, seems legit.  ;)
    I hope you're not trying to become a Moderator like I am. 
    I'm an undercover moderator, shhhhhhhh.
     #Kixeyelogic  http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Derp         "Only a farmer's base can endure the invaders of beyond" - Voidonymous
    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
    (")_(" ) signature to help him gain world domination
      image  "0% damage means the game is broken."   - Paul Preece
  • DreamCat
    DreamCat
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    8. Consider Lomo for mod. It'll be GREAT!
  • KING_FELHUNTER
    KING_FELHUNTER
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    im rather surprised this one existed...
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  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    Joined Apr 2016 Posts: 3,678
    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    1. If you're bored, get a snack.

    2. If that one crush is giving you mixed signals, kiss them on the neck to see how they respond.

    3. Actions speak louder than words. If you have a problem with somebody, don't waste your time talking to them. Stab them in the toe.

    4. That campfire will probably go out on its own. Don't worry about it.

    5. HAKUNA MATATA! Chug that milk first and check the expiration date later. What's a little food poisoning to you?

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.


    DreamCat said:
    DreamCat said:
    Post any and all bad life advice you can think of to this thread.

    I'll start:

    6. Haven't seen a friend in a few years? Show up to their house and barge in unannounced. They probably aren't wanking. Probably.
    This week in how to remove yourself from Mod consideration.... 
    That ship sailed a long time ago.

    7. Play a video game. That homework can wait.
    Don't worry about what will happen if you bad mouth KIXEYE in front of KIXEYE. It always works out well in the end.
    No..Beard said:
    Image result for yellow snow
    The yellow snow tastes best.



    Image result for bears ticklish
    All Bears are ticklish! Try it!


    Image result for bad advice



    Image result for bad advice



    Image result for vote trump
         
    Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.

    The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.

    If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

    Every relationship starts with a new pair of crocs.
    ^ I do not associate with any of you. ^
    If that's the case, I propose we remove the kiwi from The Dream Team. Any objections?
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  • AncientViper
    AncientViper
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    Joined Jun 2011 Posts: 11,364
    Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.
    Corrosive Dragons are green.
    Corrosive Dragons are acidic.
    AncientViper is immune to acidic materials and poison.
  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    Joined Apr 2016 Posts: 3,678
    Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.
    Any bad advice for us then Viper? Your "ancient" apparently so ya must have some wisdom for us lol.
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  • AncientViper
    AncientViper
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    Joined Jun 2011 Posts: 11,364
    Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.
    Any bad advice for us then Viper? Your "ancient" apparently so ya must have some wisdom for us lol.

    That was my advice towards advices.
    Corrosive Dragons are green.
    Corrosive Dragons are acidic.
    AncientViper is immune to acidic materials and poison.
  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    Joined Apr 2016 Posts: 3,678
    Bad advices are always superior over the good advices.
    Any bad advice for us then Viper? Your "ancient" apparently so ya must have some wisdom for us lol.

    That was my advice towards advices.
    Fair enough.
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  • Lil-Jesus
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    my input so far.
          
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  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    edited 22 Nov 2016, 5:55PM
    Hyperius said:
    1. Didn't get a puppy for Christmas? Call 911 and tell them your mom is a drug dealer. They'll send a dog to your house that you can play with.

    2. Don't use your turn signal. It's no one's business where you're going.

    3. See an ambulance on the highway? Block it's path, they tend to always speed and it's dangerous.

    4. If a stranger offers you drugs say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

    5. Do donuts in front of police stations! Cops love donuts.

    6. If anyone ever tells you that you do too much drugs, then stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

    7. Don't buy a car. Buy a gun! You can get a car with a gun.

    8. (My favorite) Math and meth sound the same, but one is a life ruiner and the other is meth.
    Ah, I see you also follow Life Advice Lamp on Twitter Hyperius.
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  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    edited 22 Nov 2016, 6:39PM
    Use Bing and Yahoo.

    Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license. If you get arrested, hand it to the police so they'll get confused and arrest themselves.

    If police knock on your door, shout "nobody is here" and they'll leave.

    If you accidentally break a bottle of alcohol in a shop, tell them your 21 - You can't pay for it if your a minor.
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  • Lil-Jesus
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    GAME ON A MAC
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  • DreamCat
    DreamCat
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    Lil-Jesus said:
    GAME ON A MAC
    I don't know who you are, or where you came from, or what you want, but I like your jokes.
  • lomolife1174
    lomolife1174
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    edited 23 Nov 2016, 12:21AM
    Lil-Jesus said:
    GAME ON A MAC
    Buy a Linux. Everyone loves Linux! 
  • Than3_Mantis
    Than3_Mantis
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    edited 23 Nov 2016, 12:34AM
    Lil-Jesus said:
    GAME ON A MAC
    Buy a Linux. Everyone loves Linux! 
    More than we like Mac's. Lol.
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  • DreamCat
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    If you shout "fire" in a movie theater, everyone else will leave and you'll get your pick of the best seat in the theater.
  • Lil-Jesus
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    @DreamCat said:
    If you shout "fire" in a movie theater, everyone else will leave and you'll get your pick of the best seat in the theater.

    No lying is bad so we should start a fire in the movie theater

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  • DreamCat
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    Lil-Jesus said:

    @DreamCat said:
    If you shout "fire" in a movie theater, everyone else will leave and you'll get your pick of the best seat in the theater.

    No lying is bad so we should start a fire in the movie theater

    Logic'd.
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